I kid you not, the second I saw this story I fell over laughing.
No, seriously, I LOL'ed.
Apparently a couple of whackos at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey drafted up a sweet little hitlist that included the names of three students, a staff member at the school, and...Chuck Norris.
The two juniors said that the list was a joke, and a local prosecutor said that he "doesn't believe the students posed any serious threat to anyone on the list, especially Mr. Norris."
After learning he made the hitlist, Chuck said:
When I learned of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with
expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with
compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say
nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is.
Fellow Dirt Slinger Amanda actually has a rational explanation as to why he showed up on a hitlist: "They took it from him."
Yes friends, Chuck Norris made up a fake hitlist and put himself on it so he could have an excuse to open up a can of whoop ass.
1 comment:
hhahhahah omg thats actually funny i dont c why people make such a big deal over a list wiht some ink on it. thats rediculously funny.
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