Tuesday, September 18, 2007

there's a death threat out on who!?

okay okay - not that enough shit hasn't gone down on the miss effin FABULOUS britney spears - however i do find it a little ironc that they announced today that the fbi (federal bureau of i-hate-britney, ugh) and lapd have closed several death-threats that britney's camp supposedly made towards k-fed.









now i'm not tryin' to start shit - ok well maybe a little - but foh rul y'all - was it really britney's camp that made death threats towards the real king of ghetto. i mean let's look at his track record with his fake'tourage - shar, shar, well who the f*k else has he hung out with. let's just say i don't think it was britney that made the threat - my bet's that someone didn't give shar enough money to get hair extensions like britney's so she went ape'shit - but at least she's not preggie again!





***breaking news, breaking news***


we at celebrity dirt did some secret digging in the britney vs. k'fed death threat case and found the linking evidence that supposedly tied britney to his little death threat. it was a picture of brit supposedly trying to kill k'fed - with a feather boa!!! look!!!!


it turned out to be a false alarm though as we all know - police mistaken the feather boa for her most recent discovery for hair extensions - her dog.


oh how we miss the old brit, let us count thy ways.

No comments: