Thursday, September 6, 2007

In some countries, it's considered a delicacy


Chef Gordon Ramsey -- you know, that jackass chef from Hell's Kitchen -- burnt one of his testicles while cooking. And he swears at students for underseasoning lamb shanks. Dumbass.

He was cooking while wearing "cotton knickers" and nothing else. Blick. Commando. He got a little too close to a wicked hot oven and "righty" got singed pretty bad.

He was rushed to and treated at London's Cromwell Hospital where you know all the doctors, nurses, techs, secretaries, grounds-keepers, and cadavres had a good laugh at his expense.

I'm sure that since the incident, Ramsey has removed anything with toasted nuts from all of his menus.

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