But this time OJ may be going to the clink forever... for stealing his own autographed pictures... at GUNPOINT!
What a goon.
He went to a sports memorabilia show in Las Vegas with a couple goons with guns and robbed a sports memorabilia guy of his OJ stuff... and some Joe Montana cleats. WTF???
Sure. Steal the pic of you and Herbert Hoover from back in the day with your gun-weilding goons... but Joe Montana's cleats???
What is OJ a foot-fetish football goon???
Goonies Rule.
And so do pinky toes... don't they, OJ??? Ew.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
OJ Simpson could be going to jail for life again!
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Cranberry juice is totally good for your liver. Or kidneys. I can't remember which. I do know, however, that OJ can kill you. And now, as we've found out, can rob a dude too. How does the Juice find time in his busy schedule of searching for the "real killers" each day, to plan this?!
OK, so here's my idea. A Big Brother-type show, with this cast of characters...
-OJ Simpson
-Joey Fatone
-Britney Spears
-Kat Von D.
-Adrian Grenier
-Heidi Montag
-WWE's Ray Mysterio
-50 Cent
-"Daddy Mack" and "Mack Daddy", from Kriss Kross
-Tina Fay
Who honestly, wouldn't watch that?
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