Saturday, September 29, 2007

Lay Off the Twinkies, J-Lo!!!


When will Jennifer Lopez and Zombie finally admit that they're expecting child?

They played the Trump Taj Mahal Arena in Atlantic City last night and J-Lo wore maternity-style nightware throughout the performance (see photographic evidence to the left).

I'm sure they'll keep denying for a little while longer, but soon enough they'll have to come forth with the big news: that Mark Anthony has been dead for the past 6 years!














Oh yeah, and that J-Lo's having the zombie's baby.

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