Saturday, September 22, 2007

Good Luck (keeping movie-goers in their seats for the entire 96 minutes of hell) Chuck


Well... I told you so (see Celebrity Dirt "Thursday"). But then again even a blind man could see that "Good Luck Chuck" was gonna suck.

But - just for poops and laughs - here are some reviews. Mind you, it is currently getting a 3% at Rotten Tomatoes... the worst I've ever seen ANY movie EVER there.

It tries to be a sappy love story, an incredibly vile gross-out comedy and an envelope-pushing soft-core porno movie all at once. It ends up being an unappealing abomination.


Just when you think things can't possibly get worse, they do. And then some.


Please Hollywood, do us a favor. No more Dane Cook! I think I'll make a ribbon for this cause and start wearing it.


Maybe Dane Cook should stick to stand-up.
Oh shit.
He jumped that shark too???
Well I heard he used to be a pretty quick pizza delivery guy at one time.

3 comments:

Lydia The Almighty said...

ooohhhh com on it cant be that bad! i mean seriously! im 12 and i know funny when i see it! so if dane cook is in it ill watch it. then you can write about horible it was. ^^

kAEdo-k said...

I, (complete 180) saw "Across The Universe", which was a cinematic tour-de-force. Amazing! Look for my review coming on Monday on dirtydirtdirt.com! -kk

Unknown said...

Nice self plug, my man. Honestly. Kickass. :)