Kelly Osbourne: Proud Panty-Wearer

Kelly Osbourne is speaking up saying "hooray! let's all wear our panties! yipee!"
Well maybe it's not a direct quote but this one really is:
"It baffles me. I can't even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don't understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend. It's a bit sickening, but that's how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they'd rather show their vaginas to the world."

Umm... someone sounds like they have a bad case of vagina-envy. Easy there, Frankenstein.