Saturday, September 15, 2007

Reason 24867 Why TV is in the Sh*tter


A 30 minute series for the Geico commercial cavemen is no longer the dumbest idea for a tv show anymore. They're currently casting for "My Big Redneck Wedding." Umm... anyones else feel the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" spin-off jokes ran their coarse 4 years ago? Anyway, here's the press release for those unbelievers... or for those who just popped the big question at a pig roast:

CMT is currently casting for a new reality series “My Big Redneck Wedding”. This show will document the planning and preparation it takes to pull off a truly fun, down to earth, rootin’ tootin’ redneck nuptial. From denim wedding dresses to camouflage tuxedos, shotgun solutes and arriving at the reception on an ATV – anything goes, as long as it’s rowdy and redneck.

We are currently looking for couples who appear to be between the ages of 18 and 45.
Are planning a super redneck wedding and have set a date anywhere from September to December 2007.
Would like to share their lives and wedding day with us.
Are redneck and proud of it.

We are scheduled to begin shooting immediately so if you or anyone you know meets this criteria, please e-mail us at redneckwedding@pinksneakers.net
Please be sure to include your name, contact information, wedding location and a photo of the bride and groom.

Should you have any additional questions regarding our intentions or the show, or if you would like to know more, please feel free to contact us at anytime. Time is of the essence.

Contact:
Pink Sneakers Productions
Phone: 407-464-2080
Fax: 407-464-2081
Website: http://www.pinksneakers.net or CMT.com http://www.cmt.com/shows/be_on_tv/#redneckwedding


How much you wanna bet trout jerky will be the party favors?

2 comments:

Will LaTulippe said...

While reality television has been stagnant for some time, scripted television has enjoyed a nice resurgence.

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