File Under; "Seriously?"

Alright, now I know I am approaching 30. And I know that I grew up in the 80's. But uh... Really? This is what the youth of America is entranced by? Really? A quasi-homosexual cast-off from "Two-A-Days" and some chick who can't sing? Really? (Unleash your hate emails... Now!)

Who IS this - Madonna or Hillary Clinton?

I believe they are doppelgangers. Soooo if Hillary Clinton becomes president, she could throw kickass concerts, dress up in a wedding dress and roll around on stage then make out with Britney Spears on stage.

Madonna looks fit and all. But look at all that extra empty skin. She looks like a mix of Hillary Clinton... and a shar pei... or a deflating Macy's Day Parade balloon.


(Click the picture for a better look and you'll see what I'm saying.)

omg britney!

is in a museum and you can see her - if you're in hollywood - i wanna go, i wanna go!!!



it's called 'just britney' in a local artists studio back in cali - click here for the art studio!

The Hottest Jessica Says "No" To Wonder Woman

There were rumors that Jessica Biel was going to be playing Wonder Woman in an upcoming "Justice League America" movie. Fellow horn-dogs (and "chesters" -- old dudes that like younger gals) united to gleefully pass the idea of Biel in that superhot America-wear. Unfortunately Entertainment Weekly is squashing our... err... THEIR dreams:

"Actress Jessica Biel has decided to pass on playing Wonder Woman in Warner Brothers live-action adaptation of Justice League of America. The former 7th Heaven star had been in early talks to play the Amazonian princess. She’s currently shooting the drama Powder Blue with Forest Whitaker."

By the way:
1) Jessica Biel
2) Jessica Alba
3) Jessica Rabbit
4) Jessica Simpson

The invisible jet still rules!

jailbird!

someone's gonna enjoy eatin' munch while in the big house!

oh dear jenna

well i couldn't help but be a mouthy bitch about this current subject, thank god i don't live in england, right?! haha

jenna bush recently did her first interview with the press and i'll admit - i was actually quiet pleased with her comments considering who she came from.

you can watch the video online - just click here

on a more different note, someone looks way to much like their mother and needs some lip injections.

Lay Off the Twinkies, J-Lo!!!

When will Jennifer Lopez and Zombie finally admit that they're expecting child?

They played the Trump Taj Mahal Arena in Atlantic City last night and J-Lo wore maternity-style nightware throughout the performance (see photographic evidence to the left).

I'm sure they'll keep denying for a little while longer, but soon enough they'll have to come forth with the big news: that Mark Anthony has been dead for the past 6 years!














Oh yeah, and that J-Lo's having the zombie's baby.

in it to win it

loooove cheerleading.

but more than that - love my good friend logan that is in it - you can see him in the trailer |he's the really tall dude doin' flips and shit|

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Drinking With Your Mouth Has Jumped the Shark

Hey! The weekend is here!!! Why not watch some dingleberry drink a beer through his nose! It's from Letterman the other night. This guy's nose is an alky:

Weekend Headlines and Links

Katherine McPhee got engaged to an old guy.  Come look at him. (Dirty)

Rihanna looks smoking-super-uber hot walking the runway. (POTP)

The kids say "screw life... let us eat chickens!" (Popbytes)

Kanye West is still dissing MTV... and his girlfriend is pretty smoking-super-uber hot.  Come look at her. (Dirty)

Kiefer Sutherland Going TO JAIL??? (Gabby)

Nicole Richie going to alcohol rehab program. (Crunch)

kAEdo K Random Review: "Across the Universe" (Dirty)



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Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!

Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!
She is now engaged to some old guy.
She's 23 -- he's 42. His name is Nick Cokas and they've been dating for a while.

Seriously. How come when old ladies date young guys they're called "cougars" but when old men date young girls they're called "child molestors?"

Kanye Still Holding "I Don't Like You Anymore" Grudge Against MTV

Check out Kanye West's fiancee Alexis. Shoot. Not so bad for a guy with a gimp jaw.
That's a picture of the two hanging out at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party the other night.

At said party - on the red carpet - MTV cameras tried to film while US Weekly did an interview with him. Kanye got pissed, swatted away the videoperson's camera, and said "sorry, it's not you - it's your boss." Kanye kept his hand on the MTV camera's lense for the rest of the interview.

Attaa boy, Kanye! I think it's silly to hold grudges... but since it's with MTV, bravo! It's a fun story and I can't wait to see how long you'll hold out on your ban, you egotistical douche. Go get 'em!

Celebrity Dirt -- Hannah Montana Talks Pregnancy!!!

And here's the main event... um... Britney asking... for a tampon. ENJOY:

Knight Rider is Coming Back!

All things old are hip again. (Except in the case of my grandma... she's old but just needs a new hip again.) Case in point -- "Knight Rider" is coming back! (cue wicked awesome Youtube clip:)



NBC is going to air the made for TV movie/pilot for a new "Knight Rider" show. It's being directed by Doug Liman, who also directed "The OC." Well I guess a car has just about as much charisma as Mischa Barton so it should work out fine.

Oh yeah. One more thing. KITT will now be a "shapeshifter" ala "Transformers." And they may go up against other shapeshifters as arch-enemies. Now if they could just somehow mix "The Snorks" into the equation, this could be the best 80's mash-up ever.

now i'm legit

the interview is comin' too - i promise!!! the guys commonly known as gym class heroes looooove us!

Another Batch of Famous Chats

Robert Sean Leonard from "House" about the show, Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Vienna Fingers, and his craaaaazzyyy life (yawn):



Man I f*cked this one up good with Jodi Lynn O'Keefe from "Prison Break" but I have no shame so here you go:

one of my heroes

so yeah i've def been a chris crocker fan since waaaay back in the day - way before he got famous for being the britney fanatic and way before he was on maury. haha.

i do love you chris, however i'm a little disappointed that you didn't rip sarah silverman a new asshole when you talked to her lil hubbie. although you do make me laugh, love you!!!

More Hollyweird Interviews!

Robert Wisdom from "Prison Break" and "The Wire:"


Kat Foster from "'Til Death" with Brad Garret:


Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls:

Random Movie Review

Here's something random... A movie review!
I had the pleasure of being in an urban area, and getting a peek at the new Julie Taymor, Beatles musical epic, "Across the Universe". First off, if you're not a fan of the Beatles, you should skip this movie. It was never made for you. If you do enjoy the fab 4 though, spend your however-much-it-costs-these-days, and go see this film. In an summer movie season where epic action movies and blockbusters rule the box office, it's great to finally see a movie that is just a big cinematic production and the closest thing to a Broadway show as you're going to find on the screen. And sure the character development is forced in a way that's made to accompany the song choices in the film, and there's really no solid storyline, but there doesn't need to be. I think that Hollywood needs to have more directors and producers take chances like this, and make these mini-vignettes of culture, as opposed to just putting out rehashed stories and sequels. I applaud Taymor, and really enjoyed the film. It's a creative tour of a chaotic time in our country, and it's one of the better, more imaginitive films I've seen all year. -kk

gym class heroes!

totally hangin' out with them tomorrow in beantown - anyone else gonna be around and wanna hang?! we'll be at the verizon in shrewsbury |77 boston turnpike, shrewsbury, ma| from 1:30 to 3:30 if you wanna drop by say hi!
i'm so gonna try and get them to give the website a shout out!

havin' a whaaaat?!

so word on the street is that ms. hannah montana is preggie!!! wtf - aren't you like 15?!

i'm sure billy ray's got an achy breaky heart.

mom, i'd like to f**k

wheeew weeee - so two hot lil mamma's popped out babies today. yay them - whose kid do you think will go to rehab first?

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LA Confidentials - Day 2: Some Interviews

Here's a start. I'll update as I have a chance to upload. So far -- no hugey-mega-stars... but some good people from Bones, Nashville, K-Ville, and the upcoming movie "The Comebacks."





I am f*cking SPENT!!! What a looooooong day! I did 20 interviews today - many of which were with people I had never seen before from shows I had never watched. But it was an awesome day too!!! I met a LOT of great people... and a couple eggs too. I can say that I'll DEFINITELY start watching "Bones" and "Back To You." The entire casts of both of them were the best! And "Family Guy" and "American Dad" I'll continue to support as well. We got to sit and watch a table read of an upcoming episode of "American Dad" and it was amazing to watch. And Seth McFarlane is absolutely BRILLIANT! I asked him to comment on some current gossip stories in the voices of some of his characters and he had me rolling. The whole cast of "American Dad" was just really really cool and the easiest interviews I've ever done. I'll put more vids up soon... including a special Celebrity Dirt with comments from the FOX stars as soon as I wake up from a long hibernation when this is all done.

I'll post more interviews from the people you might care about -- and the actors/actresses I loved -- tomorrow... but as for now 2 things are screaming my name: BOOZE and BED! Goodnight.

LA Confidentials - Day 1: Arriving

can't get enough

just when you thought he couldn't possibly get any hotter - wentworth miller recently came out with a new tv ad - it's not in english but when you look that good anything you say hits my nerves!

Headlines & Links - WEEKEND

"Good Luck Chuck" Sucks! (Dirty)

Britney's Hit & Run Bust (POTP)

Ew!  Tori Spelling is now a Pussycat Doll. (Smack)

Hear Jay-Z's new track.  Yup.  ANOTHER non-retired CD on the way.  Money is still being printed. (Dirty)

Nicole Richie showing off her pregger belly in a bikini!  Baby needs some tanning too huh??? (Gabby)

Mariah Carey will gouge your eyes out with her huge butterfly ring if you crank on her gawdy jewelry. (Popbytes)

LESBIAN LOVE ON THE SET OF THE BRADY BUNCH!  "Alice - shut the door and never say a word!!!  Or get in here!" (Dirty)



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Good Luck (keeping movie-goers in their seats for the entire 96 minutes of hell) Chuck

Well... I told you so (see Celebrity Dirt "Thursday"). But then again even a blind man could see that "Good Luck Chuck" was gonna suck.

But - just for poops and laughs - here are some reviews. Mind you, it is currently getting a 3% at Rotten Tomatoes... the worst I've ever seen ANY movie EVER there.

It tries to be a sappy love story, an incredibly vile gross-out comedy and an envelope-pushing soft-core porno movie all at once. It ends up being an unappealing abomination.

Just when you think things can't possibly get worse, they do. And then some.

Please Hollywood, do us a favor. No more Dane Cook! I think I'll make a ribbon for this cause and start wearing it.

Maybe Dane Cook should stick to stand-up.
Oh shit.
He jumped that shark too???
Well I heard he used to be a pretty quick pizza delivery guy at one time.

So Long As We're Talking About Things Beyonce Has Messed Up...

It's rumored that Jay-Z, inspired by the new movie by Ridley Scott, is going to be releasing a NEW album on November 5th. Although the movie looks completely badass, (with Denzel doing "Denzel" things), unfortunately for Jay, I think he maybe...kinda...possibly should have stayed retired. Give it a listen... "Blue Magic" Personally, I haven't heard crap this bad since that stomach sickness I had last week. Which was brought on when I had to listen to KanYe's "Drunk & Hot Girls" on my first run-thru/review of his new CD.

Double word.

Beyonce's New Hair

Hey Beyonce --- Nice comb-over!



What do YOU think of B's new do???

The Brady Munch

Marcia Brady is writing a "tell all" book.

Big whoop, right? What could SHE possibly write that'll be of any interest???

Dun dun duuuunnnn. The Brady Bombshell!!!

During the filming of The Brady Bunch, Marcia and Jan had a lengthy lesbian fling! Dammmnnn! Jan was definitely upgrading by sleeping with her hotter sister. And you know Peter went through puberty a happy boy.


"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Ohhhh Marcia."

The book comes out in 2008 by the way. But who cares about the rest of the dribble... incest is best.

While I'm Posting Music Videos...

Peep this one, McGee.
It ain't no Nelson "After the Rain" - but damn fine in it's own right.
I've always been a fan of the song... and after a drunk download spree on itunes the other night, I'm now a mongo fan of the video too. Which in turn makes me love the song even more.

Feist "1,2,3,4":

They may be 40... but their hits... timeless.

1990's favorite wonder-twins are 40. Matthew and Gunner may be twin brothers, they may be twin sisters, but either way - you should get a Nelson tattoo on your bicep to celebrate their 40th birthday.

And if you're thinking about getting them a birthday gift - and I know you are since they singlehandedly saved the power-ballad-pop-rock genre of music - I hear CVS has a deal on Suave for 79 cents a bottle.

Mo' Maps, Mo' Problemz.

That's right kids! If you're hot, and you know literally nothing about the world we live in, outside of reality based TV, and youtube, you TOO can say stuff like this...

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

...And STILL make up to $25,000/per day! Last week, (or was it last month?) dame-du-jour Miss. South Carolina, (no, I don't know her real name, nor to I care to learn it, when I see that she's making a Mazda MX-3 a day!) has been signed to Donald Trump's, agency/bordello, Trump Model Management. I say to her, bravo! Congrats on your new conquest in life, and let me be the first to wish you "the" good luck on your quests braving the subways, and all of those difficult "the" maps, and such. No, I'm sure NYC will welcome you with open arms.

File under: And so on and so forth...

Headlines and Links - 9/20/07

WHO'S GOT THE BIGGER BOOBAGE??? (Dirty)

Lauren Conrad QUITS The Hills??? (POTP)

Watch drunk bad Amy Winehouse performance from last night (Smack)

New celeb couple: Hillary Clinton & 50 Cent! (Dirty)

Here's what Pamela Anderson REALLY looks like! (Gabby)

New Carrie Underwood video. (Beet)

It's Britney B*tch... You Bastards: The Mash Up!!! (Popbytes)



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gimme sum'a sum'a sum'a dat in my bun

i mean holy f**k - since you broke up with your girlfried, can i be your new plus one, puhleeeeze. have you seen him on the cover of rolling stone. daaayamn. can i get an amen!? who do you think he'll hook up with next?!

tankles, cankles and fat ankles, oh my!

fergie made it apparent that big girls don't cry - but i would if i saw these legs eye-level.

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Celebrity Dirt -- HAHAHA Jessica Alba isn't PERFECT Anymore!!!

mountain of hope

the higher the hair the closer to jesus!!! whose boobs do you think are bigger?!

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the new macaulay culkin

whewww weeee - so the haut lil dj armin van buuren thew down a par'tay and none other than you-know-who went. he looked awesome but was upstaged by his new-york-city-club-kids-look dancers.

i thought the club kids and macaulay culkin were makin' a comeback and i was ready to join them. unfortunately my hair extensions fell out so i couldn't make a dance appearance.

Ever wonder who's gonna miss OJ Simpson when he's in the slammer???

Meet OJ's main-squeeze, Christie Prody.

Guess OJ wasn't the only one packing guns.

Ever wonder what Amy Winehouse looks like first thing in the morn???

You can stop wondering.

Now go rinse your eyes out with battery acid.

there's a death threat out on who!?

okay okay - not that enough shit hasn't gone down on the miss effin FABULOUS britney spears - however i do find it a little ironc that they announced today that the fbi (federal bureau of i-hate-britney, ugh) and lapd have closed several death-threats that britney's camp supposedly made towards k-fed.

now i'm not tryin' to start shit - ok well maybe a little - but foh rul y'all - was it really britney's camp that made death threats towards the real king of ghetto. i mean let's look at his track record with his fake'tourage - shar, shar, well who the f*k else has he hung out with. let's just say i don't think it was britney that made the threat - my bet's that someone didn't give shar enough money to get hair extensions like britney's so she went ape'shit - but at least she's not preggie again!

***breaking news, breaking news***

we at celebrity dirt did some secret digging in the britney vs. k'fed death threat case and found the linking evidence that supposedly tied britney to his little death threat. it was a picture of brit supposedly trying to kill k'fed - with a feather boa!!! look!!!!

it turned out to be a false alarm though as we all know - police mistaken the feather boa for her most recent discovery for hair extensions - her dog.

oh how we miss the old brit, let us count thy ways.

vinny chase'in the booze

yo yo - what it do, what it do! so the talented jackson blue is givin' me the honors of givin' you the honors of knowin' the skinny and downlow on all our favorite a, b, c, d and f'you celebrities that randomly and occasionally grace our presence. seriously if there's someone more obsessed with celebrity dirt than you, it might quite possibly be me - i'm willing to thumb wrestle you for bragging rights too. but enough about me, let's talk about celebrities for a while!

so this weekend i took my great friend georgia |her last name is peaches!| to the honey brothers concert - you know it has a couple infamous folks in the band - ari gold or adrian grenier ring a bell? the kid everyone knows from entourage was actually really good - way definitely not what i thought the band to be - kinda a modern day 311 or blink 182 before they went way popular. after the show i was talking to the guitarist/vocalist ari gold |don't get confused, he's way different than jeremey piven, but yum!| and called his music ska - and he got all excited and started calling his band a ska band. i was like whatever, it was definitely the booze talkin' by this point though. when i finally got to chat it up with ole vinny chase |aka adrian genier| sooo totally nice, laughin, not payin' attention to me and lookin' after the ladies - speak of way jealous - he was super chill except he acted like i asked a foreign question when i asked who he was wearing to the emmys this past weekend - i'm sure if i would have asked who he was drinkin' though he could have rambled on'and'on'and'on. but still ohhh so fun to hang with him and the crew - and i think he thought i was perez hilton, eeek. please say i'm way skinnier. puh'leee'ze!!!

annnnd - word on the street is that he is 'spending time' with the other, way more fabulous paris hilton. hmm - if i put in hair extensions and look 1/2 as hot as her will you spend time with me, adrian!? mmm - definitely would make a better movie than that little video paris made with whats-his-name. can i join the menage a trois y'all!?

so here's a couple pictures from the night - can you tell which one is me?! - totally hit the band up online, just click anywhere here - or here - or okay heeere.

oh yeah - congrats to the fake ari gold for the lil emmy he won too.

You Can Find Me in The Voting Booth...

"Vote for Hil, in 2008 m----f---a!!!" That's right! In a recent "Time" Magazine article, the recently retired* rapper goes on record, and (despite being the only hip-hop artist in 2007 NOT to endorse Barry Obama) jokingly says that he "likes Hillary Clinton," and "think(s) she was already our president once." So there you have it. When elected, at the presidential inaugural ball, hundreds of crusty old white people can TOTALLY expect a rousing rendition of "I Get Money" and "Candyshop", by Hil's main-man, Fiddy.

Word.

Celebrity Dirt -- Britney Loses the Kids!

Notre Dame Loses, Eats Crowe.

Ok, so by now, you're aware of the fact that Hollywood Award winning Actor Russell Crowe was on the sidelines of this past weekend's Michigan / Notre Dame game, and was the "inspiration" behind Michigan's win. He apparently had this to say to the press, after the game...

“Just because of the way the season started, I could sense through what I was watching on TV that my friend was in pain. I just thought I would take his mind off things and I started teasing him about it and he said ‘Get up here.’ It was an incredible privilege to be part of being here today and the atmosphere,” Crowe said. “I think that’s the largest sporting event I’ve ever attended in terms of numbers in the crowd. I had a little chat with the boys to start with and the response was pretty good. I could hear a click. They were dead serious they were going to do something different this week than they did last week.”

Two quick points there, "Russ", (as I am sure the players call you by now). Um, first off, how in gods name do you know Lloyd Carr, head coach of the Wolverines? Did you google search his name? 411 his number? You guys are old drinking buddies from way-back-when? Did you meet him at a phone throwing contest in NYC? And secondly, you've won Oscars, yet you deliver that piece of dung press conference? Who does that? Last week, you were in Washington DC, and about a block from my house buying bikes and shopping around Georgetown. This week, you're in Michigan, giving "Maximus " effort to the Big Blue?!!? You're a walking, talking, "Where's Waldo". Oh where, oh where will you pop up next??

Post Script - I am going into hiding after this post, as I just got an email from russ.crowe@gmail.com, saying that I am going to get my ass kicked. Pray for me.

OJ Simpson could be going to jail for life again!

But this time OJ may be going to the clink forever... for stealing his own autographed pictures... at GUNPOINT!

What a goon.

He went to a sports memorabilia show in Las Vegas with a couple goons with guns and robbed a sports memorabilia guy of his OJ stuff... and some Joe Montana cleats. WTF???

Sure. Steal the pic of you and Herbert Hoover from back in the day with your gun-weilding goons... but Joe Montana's cleats???

What is OJ a foot-fetish football goon???



Goonies Rule.

And so do pinky toes... don't they, OJ??? Ew.

Emmy's: My "Best-Dressed" Picks!

Here's my #1. Julia Louis Dreyfuss. Pretty in purple.



Eva Longoria. She looks good when she's made-up.



Debra Messing. I've always thought she was cute and personally I like this lil' wedding cake number.



Christina Aguilera. I think she has a girdle on her baby bump tonight.

An Open Letter to a Well-Known Hollywood Starlet

More Vanessa Hudgen Pics Leak

Like this one.

And all I have to say is leave the girl alone. She's just trying to do everything in her power to turn her boyfriend (Zac Efron) straight. (Just kidding Zac Efron fan-girls! Kind of.)

Seriously -- is there ANYTHING shocking or non-18-year-old-girl about that picture? People need to chill.

Leave Britney's Spray-On Abs Alloooooone!!!!

A backstage source is saying that Britney Spears was so nervous about her VMA performance that she used a "spray on ab-defining tan" before going out on stage. The spray is used to create the illusion of more tone.

2 things:

1) If she was that nervous about looking tone, why not put on a shirt.

2) Where the hell can I get a can or six of that stuff???

Reason 24867 Why TV is in the Sh*tter

A 30 minute series for the Geico commercial cavemen is no longer the dumbest idea for a tv show anymore. They're currently casting for "My Big Redneck Wedding." Umm... anyones else feel the "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" spin-off jokes ran their coarse 4 years ago? Anyway, here's the press release for those unbelievers... or for those who just popped the big question at a pig roast:

CMT is currently casting for a new reality series “My Big Redneck Wedding”. This show will document the planning and preparation it takes to pull off a truly fun, down to earth, rootin’ tootin’ redneck nuptial. From denim wedding dresses to camouflage tuxedos, shotgun solutes and arriving at the reception on an ATV – anything goes, as long as it’s rowdy and redneck.

We are currently looking for couples who appear to be between the ages of 18 and 45.
Are planning a super redneck wedding and have set a date anywhere from September to December 2007.
Would like to share their lives and wedding day with us.
Are redneck and proud of it.

We are scheduled to begin shooting immediately so if you or anyone you know meets this criteria, please e-mail us at redneckwedding@pinksneakers.net
Please be sure to include your name, contact information, wedding location and a photo of the bride and groom.

Should you have any additional questions regarding our intentions or the show, or if you would like to know more, please feel free to contact us at anytime. Time is of the essence.

Contact:
Pink Sneakers Productions
Phone: 407-464-2080
Fax: 407-464-2081
Website: http://www.pinksneakers.net or CMT.com http://www.cmt.com/shows/be_on_tv/#redneckwedding


How much you wanna bet trout jerky will be the party favors?

Celebrity Dirt -- Tommy Lee vs. Kid Rock on Pay Per View!

Celebrity Dirt -- VMA Demands of the Stars!

Britney's Biggest Fan Defends Her Idol... Holy Cow.

I am not overstating by saying this is THE greatest Youtube video EVER.

OK.  Maybe overstating a little bit because that suspenseful video of the gopher turning around is pretty priceless.

But this is a close second.

This girl is Britney's biggest fan.

And a wack-job.

Here she is defending Britney's VMA performance:

Celebrity Dirt -- Who's to blame for the Britney VMA wreck???

VMA Rundown!

Here's a couple stills of Britney's performance last night. Ironically they move just about as much as she did. And one reason why she was so "out of it" was because the hotel cancelled her big plans with Criss Angel last minute -- throwing her all off. And she knew it - reportedly crying backstage after her performance.





But at least Britney didn't have the worst OUTFIT of the night (although she's a semi-close second). That honor goes to Lil' Mama:



Kanye West cried like a little beeeotch backstage again - it seems to happen a lot at award shows. He was majorly pissed that he lost in ALL 5 of the categories he was nominated for. He said he'll never come back to MTV again. Yo Kanye -- don't you realize nobody really cares who wins or loses, we just care who looks good and bad - and who fights who???

Speaking of which Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a scuffle at the show. Pamela Anderson's crabs broke it up. Yawn.

And back to Britney... she did it again! Last night... no panties... got out of a car cooch first... paparazzis were there. Not a good night for Britney. To see the vag-slip... and it's very naked so please only go if you're 18+... click the "before" pic of Britney below.



In the end -- I thought it was a good show.
Chris Brown and Rihanna was the best performance.
The live singing bumpers to and from commercial were weird, rushed, but cool.
Justin's "bring back music videos" message was rad.
Alicia Keys looked hot.
Britney gave us something to talk about.

I don't want to watch it the 247 more times that it will be replayed on MTV over the next week... but for the most part - mild thumbs up.

What did YOU think??? Leave comments... I'll use them on the air tonight... and in tomorrow's Celebrity Dirt!!!
Werd.