Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Kelly Clarkson isn't a lesbo


I actually feel bad for Kelly Clarkson, because she gets pooped on nonstop by people. Some say she's too fat, some say she looks like a troll, and apparently they're also saying she's a lesbian. During an interview, Kelly was asked if she was a lesbian since it's rumored she loves the vajayjay since a good part of her fanbase happens to be gay.

I get that all the time. People are like, “Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.” Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, “I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.” I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different.

Let's just recap -- Kelly said she's not a lesbian, but admitted she's crazy. And she wonders why she's single.

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