I Can't Keep Up with the Cannons...

Mariah and Nick aren't just dating, they aren't just engaged.. but they are NOW married!!!

The wedding was said to have taken place on an island and the small ceremony was "very impulsive," according to the source. And was YESTERDAY!!! Is there any other word that means more impulsive than impulsive because that just doesn't satisfy me.

Do you think she's pregnant? At the rate they're going, I'm surprised they don't already have 4 year old twins running around. Jeez...

Supposedly Da Brat was in attendance... anybody know her so we can confirm this? haha

Also, AN UPDATE ON THE RING:

The ring, jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed to PEOPLE, is crafted from platinum and features a square, emerald-cut fancy light pink diamond in the center, surrounded by 58 intense pink diamonds, flanked by two half-moon diamonds. The total carat weight of the ring – the center stone alone is 10 carats – is a jaw-dropping 17 carats, with a value of $2.5 million.

Though some have speculated that Carey's ring is the same one Cannon gave to his former fiancée, Victoria's Secret model Seltia Ebanks, Ebanks's ring was 12 carats and made of colorless diamonds. The picture I posted earlier of Mariah's ring makes it look pretty colorless to me...but who knows.