It's a sad, sad day for Michael Jackson. His precious kiddie-touching castle, Neverland Ranch, has been sold to 1224 LLC. He's still listed as the official owner, but he'll be signing his mortgage payments over to 1224 LLC, who bought out the debt of over $23 million.
Michael was so upset that his face started falling off when he cried. He quickly went to the hospital to get plastic surgery for the 1,632,643rd time...
..oh wait, that count is now up to 1,632,644.
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