Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie in 2000: Freaky and Goth. She used to cut her body, talk about having sex in the back of limousines, and swapped spit with her brother. Angelina today: The second-coming of Mother Theresa. Hell, she's the female version of the Pope.

If Angelina can do it, why not former porn star Jenna Jameson? Jenna said that she's going to follow in Angelina's footsteps and stay unmarried, but told US Magazine that her and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz are trying to have kids.

Good for her. I'll admit, I'm going to miss her on those lonely Friday nights, but I'm glad she's trying to clean up her act. Now if she could just...ahem...tighten up some loose ends.