Miley Cyrus is grounded by Disney!!! (and more)

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz getting new "Newlyweds" show on MTV! (smack)

First pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together! (candy)

Paula Abdul was super high on American Idol again last night --- Here's the video proof!!! (POTP)

Britney Spears shows up at a hotel gym... wearing nothing but a towel!!! Look at the pics! (fatback)

LEGIT STORY: Miley Cyrus "is grounded by Disney!" (gabby)

Fashion Disaster of the Day: Liv Tyler. (ayyyy)

And People Magazine says this year's most beautiful person is.... (bitten)

Grand Theft Auto 4 is out!!! (popbytes)

You're not supposed to EAT the urinal cakes!!! (dlist)

Petey Williams injured at Impact! tapings. (wrestling)

Best celebrity line ever (for now, anyway)

While in LA yesterday hosting a Charity Golf Tournament, Halle Berry came out with what is the best celebrity quote of 2008 so far. She left early, though, and when addressing the crowd about it, she came out with this gem.

I'm going to have to leave. My baby is calling for my breast. So, if I don't see everyone later, thank you!

Priceless.

Jen and John Update!!

I didn't buy the rumors but I guess I now have to. Here's some pics of Jen and John cuddling poolside in Miami!!! They actually look kinda cute together! As long as she's happy, I'm happy. SO YOU BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT, MR. MAYER!! But for all we know, it could have been a weekend fling.. only time will tell!

Oh, she's just being Miley

The talk all week has obviously been about Miley Cyrus and her picture in Vanity Fair. Aside from us Dirt Slingers shooting off at the mouth about it, the celebrities have been throwing in their two cents too! Here's what some had to say.

Sally Field: “I love Miley Cyrus. My granddaughters are completely and utterly over the moon. I watch Hannah Montana….I think, ‘Let it go for God’s sake’…It’s a beautiful picture.”

Lauren Conrad: “I found it a bit silly. I thought she looked beautiful in the pictures. I didn’t find it that inappropriate. I think it’s difficult. It's a lot of pressure on her since she is a role model, but I think she’s doing a good job.”

Emmy Rossum: “I think she’s a role model for kids, but I think she looks beautiful.”

Heidi Montag: I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood and she’s just having fun. Exploring herself.”

Spencer Pratt: “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”

Leave it to Spencer to be the only one to call in artistic. It's official: Spencer Pratt = future kiddie toucher

Mission: Impossible 4?

That's the rumor, anyway. Apparently Tom Cruise has signed on to star in yet another Mission: Impossible movie. According to sources...

Tom will make M:I 4 once Paramount greenlights the script. There will most definitely be another Mission: Impossible!

In other news, my mom is making fish for dinner tonight.

Welcome to the 8th layer of hell

No joke. Rumer Willis as just been named one of People magazine's "100 Most Beautiful People."


So has he.

Wardrobe Malfunctions: Alicia Keys

It's a Girl!

Miss Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl!! Lynne is excited to have her very first grandaughter. A close source to the family says, "She has been buying tons of clothes and is going to do the nursery in white, black and yellow." I don't like that color combo, too bee-like for me but whatever works. I'd go with pastel pink and purple but that's just me :)

The baby girl is due to arrive on June 29th!!

More legendary sex tapes!

Unbelievable! A Jimi Hendrix sex tape has just been discovered after 40 years!! And the cool part isn't the fact that it's a threesome -- it's that he never takes off his headband!!

IDOL: WHO'S GOING HOME?!?

According to Dialidol.com, Syesha is in the top spot after last night! Who do you think is going home tonight?

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Heidi Montag in 50 years

I'm calling it right now...the picture on the left is Heidi Montag circa 2008. The picture on the right will be her in 2058, also known as present-day Donatella Versace.

No, seriously. That's Donatella on the right, not a cross-dressing Donkey Kong.

Does anyone else find this creepy?

Yeah, that's Hulk Hogan rubbing his daughter's ass down with tanning oil. He got her thighs before that. Now it makes sense why he never wants guys around his "Brooke-tini" -- he wants her all to himself!!

Ew.

Seacrest out?

The rumor mill was going crazy that Ryan Seacrest was going to be axed as the host of American Idol because of ratings drop of the show. It just so happens we're such big deals that we have insiders who told us if this is true or not...

Fear not, my friendly teeny boppers! The only thing Seacrest will be out of anytime soon is the closet! Just kidding, Ryan likes over-tanned girls with big foreheads, and he's not going anywhere when it comes to Idol.

I love Paula Abdul

I'm starting to think that people making fools of themselves and just doing stupid things keeps me alive more than oxygen and a beating heart.



Check out Paula Abdul messing up on Idol last night. After all of the contestants sang just one song, the judges did a quick overview of all 5, except Paula, who decided she'd critique both of Jason Castro's songs before she heard the second one. Paula, I love your brainless, coked out, drunk existence. Marry me.

No, seriously.

BUSTED

CSI star, Gary Dourdan, is lucky that he's already announced he will not be back after this season of CSI because he probably wouldn't be asked back anyways! He was busted yesterday with not only heroin but cocaine, ecstasy, and prescription pills!!

He was found passed out in his car at 5:21AM in Palm Springs when the cops stumbled across him. He was brought to the Palm Springs jail and posted the bail of $5,000 to get out. Not good, Mr. Dourdan, not good!!

DWTS Dropout?

A source at "Dancing with the Stars" say that Cristian de la Fuente suffered a really freak injury and will likely have to pull out of the competition. His partner says she heard a crack when she went into his arms while dancing and doctors say he has a really bad sprain.

The spies say surgery is now a real option. He's set to see a specialist this morning. Hopefully he's okay! I'd hate to see him and Cheryl make an early exit over it. He's the eye candy of the season... sigh.. haha

I love Pink and Black...

How cute is this ROLLING STONE cover?!?! A couple of weeks ago I posted the story of Heidi and LC coming together for their first photoshoot in 2 years and here it is!! I guess it was pure torture for the two who just avoided each other the whole time but it definitely looks fun! I guess anybody can grab a cover of RS now... when's my turn?? I mean, I may not be on a fake reality show but I help THE LEGENDARY JACKSON BLUE with his celeb blog.. that's pretty exciting no?!?!

Britney Acting Up Again...

in a good way :) It's been confirmed that she will be starring in another episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER !! She's expected to start shooting her scenes later this week! And the episode might air as early as May 12th! Here's a preview I came across but there's no confirmation on if it's right or not...

According to Fox: "In 'Everything Must Go,' Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common: their mutual hatred of Ted. The new 'couple' decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby."

Haha sounds hilarious to me, I thought Barney and Abby were clutch at the end of the last episode she was in. I hope the rumors are true :)

Another update on Miley Cyrus

Actually, two updates. The first is what actually went down on the set of Vanity Fair. Apparently Miley's parents left to bring her 8-year-old sister home thinking the shoot was over. That's when the topless-covered-by-a-sheet picture was taken, which makes me think Miley is either insane, a whore, or just trying to get attention. I'll go with the first two.

Second update. Higher-ups from Disney are saying that we "won't be seeing Miley for a while." Apparently her little "Hi, I'm 15 and going to take topless pictures of myself but cover up my non-existant boobs with a sheet" photo session finally made Disney stop and say, "Hmm, do we want the next Jamie Lynn Spears to be the face of our company when it comes to kids? Probably not." -- Smart move, Disney. It only took 3 rounds of provocative pics on Myspace and a half-naked magazine picture.

But hey, at least when my baby brother randomly strips out of his clothes and runs around, I can say, "Hey, don't yell at him. He's just being Miley."

Check out my sweet new Clay Aiken tattoo! (and more)

Smoofy the dog comments on Mischa Barton's latest hairstyle:


Somebody actually has a Clay Aiken's Face tattoo on their body! LOOK! (candy)

What do the women of The View think of the racy Vanity Fair Miley Cyrus photos??? Good question. Now watch. (smack)

Pete Wentz publicly thanks Ashlee Simpson's vagina. (POTP)

Latest fashion trend: BUGS! (with photos) (ayyyy)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: In trouble with the law! (gabby)

Megan Fox is pretty hot. (fatback)

Nick Lachey is back! (bitten)

Balls Mahoney fired by WWE! (wrestling)

Unlike Amy Poehler...

her former cast peer, Cheri Oteri has had a horrible week. Her father was murdered on Saturday night by a close friend!! Ugh.

Authorities have arrested and charged country songwriter Richard Fagan, 61, with criminal homicide in the death of Gaetano Thomas Oteri, 69, the Associated Press reports.

Oteri, known as "Tom," was Fagan's roommate as well as his longtime music associate and publisher. According to the local NewsChannel 5, the incident took place at Fagan's home in South Nashville on Saturday night.

The Tennessean newspaper reports that Fagan was arrested Saturday night for a DUI. The songwriter told police that a fight had occurred around 9 p.m. between the two men, and that Fagan used a Colt pocket knife to cut Oteri across his body before leaving the scene, according to affidavits. Oteri's body was discovered by a friend on Sunday afternoon.


So sad, I can't even imagine. People are insane.

Baby Mama to Become a Mama...

Amy Poehler, star of BABY MAMA, is expecting in her latest movie AND in real life! The SNL veteran's agent confirmed that the actress is due in late fall. She is married to fellow comedian, Will Arnett. The pair starred together in alot of things, including recently, BLADES OF GLORY and this will be their first baby :)

The Odd Couple...

I don't know.. between Jennifer and John and now Mariah and Nick Cannon? I feel like we have mismatches going on... Supposedly Mariah and Nick Cannon are causing swirls of rumors.... She's been seen holding his hand and getting cozy at the clubs with him AND NOW, she's wearing an engagement-like ring on her wedding finger! He's 27 but looks 18.. and she's 39 and looks plastic. Though, she reminds me of the type to give herself a present like that just to stir up things a bit.

what do you think? publicity stunt?

James Blunt Needs Surgery...

on a broken finger, ew. Otherwise, he'll never be able to play the piano again! They must break his finger again to separate it then reset it correctly. Ewwww

He broke it recently while crowd surfing. He dove right off the stage into the crowd at a concert in Ashville, North Carolina.

I don't know about you but as I type this, my fingers feel so weird thinking about having them purposely broken and reset. Ouch

Those five look okay.. haha

Jenny and Johnny...

I don't think I could see this one working out but obviously I don't know either one on a personal basis.. haha so who knows. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were spotted in Miami dining together. They had a private lunch together and then were seen having dinner together!

The manager of the restaurant said, " [They] were sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation. I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," he says.

The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach. After the night was coming to a close, around 1AM, John and Jen left hand and hand!

I love her so I hope something works out for her! I just saw THE BREAK UP with her and Vince Vaughn in it last night and it was sooo funny. She just rocks.

Speaking Of Hilary...

It's been rumored that she may sign on to be part of the cast of 90210! She was sent a script and is up for the role of the principal's daughter, Annie Mills, an awkward theater brat who wants to fit in with the "anti-cool" crowd.

With all the gossip of people who "might" join the cast and all that, I can't really piece together the new series.. can't tell if I'll like it or not...

I think the Simpson sisters should be on it.. but that's just me... just sayin.. haha

Hillary Duff takes her boyfriend shopping

Reports say Hillary Duff took her boyfriend Mike Comrie out shopping to try and make him more stylish. But I say this is how the convo really went.

Hillary: "Yeah so, that scorpion I stuck down my pants ate all my underwear."
Mike: "That sucks."
Hillary: "Wanna come help me shop for more?
Mike: "No, I hate shopping."
Hillary: "I'll model them for you."
Mike: "I'll drive."

(For the record, there was really no point to this post. I just wanted to make a "Hillary Duff loves shoving scorpions down her pants" joke)

Spencer outs LC on Tyra!

On the episode of the Tyra Banks Show that will air tomorrow afternoon, Spencer Pratt totally outs Lauren Conrad and says that he knows for a fact that there's a LC Sex Tape, but he's never seen it with his own eyes.

I would never watch that! I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.

The rumor back in the day was LC made a sex tape with her then-boyfriend Jason Wahler, but it hasn't been talked about for a while until now. Heidi Montag, Spencer's attention-whore girlfriend, backed up Spencer and said she heard Jason was trying to sell it, but couldn't really talk much about it.

Nothing like a couple of 20-something tattle-tales. Does anyone else just wish they could kick Spencer in the jimmy whenever they see his face?

More Miley Cyrus news

Miley Cyrus has issued an official statement just hours after news broke on her Vanity Fair shoot.

I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.

Yeah, because I know when I hire a photographer to take pictures of me while I'm naked, wrapped in a sheet, and ON THE SET OF VANITY FAIR, I don't want them to be published and I'm totally shocked when they do.

Lindsay Vs Ali?

Is Ali Lohan sticking up for her Mom against her sister? Apparently Lindsay has tried to get in touch with Ali about the new reality show coming out starring Ali and her mom Dina called Living Lohan. Lindsay thinks it will send Ali's life into a downward spiral, she'll get involved in alcohol and drugs, and basically be the second coming of Lindsay.

Here's the question though. Does Lindsay really care about her sister's well-being, or does she just want to keep her little sister in her shadow?

And here's another question. Am I the only one that wants to be that petrified old lady's best friend? I kinda wanna wrap her up in a blanket and give her some warm milk.

Amy Winehouse makes me laugh

Just hours before she was head-butting any and everything in sight, Amy Winehouse was visiting her goddaughter at school. The best part is the set of pics taken of her while she was there. I had to do a double-take in the pics where she smiles because I thought I was looking at a horse. Check out the story and all the pics here.


P.S. Doesn't the pic of her above look like a peeing dog?

He'd be proud.

Playboy DJ Colleen Shannon speaks out!

A few weeks ago, we reported that Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe bought his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate and DJ Colleen Shannon, fake boobies because he loves them so much. But Colleen said it's not true -- he didn't buy her boobs!

And she also said she's voting for "Umbama." No, not Barack Obama, but "Umbama."

I think after she votes, she should go find Umsama bin Laden. Stick to spinning in the clubs with your fake boobies, muffin.

Miley Cyrus posing topless for Vanity Fair

That's the long and short of it.

And here's a tease from ET. (The entertainment show not the extra terrestrial.)

Um... why would Vanity Fair even ask her if she wanted to do a topless photo shoot??? Creepy.

Billy Ray's gonna be a grandad before she turns 18, mark my word.

(By the way, this in from our Disney Controversy Reporter, Mariah!)

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham's friendship ending over Scientology???

Since Victoria and David Beckham have come to the states, Victoria and Katie Holmes have struck up a BFF schoolgirl friendship.

BUT there may be a little riff in the friendship. Victoria and David are not interested in Scientology. This enfuriates Tom... which rolls over to Katie.

Tom and Katie want to surround themselves with fellow Scientologists and have been distancing themselves from anyone not involved in the religion. So rumor is Victoria and Katie are on the outs.

Hey! This guy is a Scientologist! Maybe HE can be Katie's new friend:

Britney Spears hits the beach in a bikini

Britney has lost 20 pounds in 30 days.
She's been hitting the gym hard to shed weight for her "big comeback!" And I ask... "big comeback?" Hasn't it already happened??? "Gimme More," "Piece Of Me," and "Break the Ice" have all been comeback hits for Britney. She surprised critics by doing a great job in her guest spot on "How I Met Your Mother." It's not like we haven't been seeing/hearing her over the past 6 months. Wasn't that the comeback??? Does the comeback mean going out on tour? I dunno.

Anyway -- Brit took a break from the fitness thing to hit the beach in a bikini this weekend. She looks better... but... maybe another 30-60 days away from the Britney of the past. Whatchu think???

Idol Gives Back, and Idol ruins clothes

Ladies (and transvestites), pay attention! Loving American Idol can ruin your favorite outfits!

A 17-year-old girl has a gripe with the show after going to the Live show on Wednesday. When she learned that Andrew Lloyd Webber was at the show, she wanted to have him sign her Idol sticker. Annnd that's where the drama begins.

Apparently when she went to rip off the sticker, some of the glue stayed on and ruined her dress, which she got for her Sweet 16. She doesn't want to sue the show, but just wants her dress fixed. She tried e-mailing the show, but only got an automated response.

Have him sign your cleavage next time. Everyone's doing it.

Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! (and more)

Congrats to Carmen Electra and Korn band member Rob Patterson on their engagement! I'm sure it'll be a nice 3 month marriage!


Hilary Duff may star in remake of Beverly Hills 90210! Well if she'll put a scorpion down her pants I guess she'll do anything! (candy)

Ashlee Simpson kind of sort of denies pregnancy to Ellen (video). Which basically means she's knocked up. (smack)

Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes!!! (POTP)

Danica Patrick in a bikini! Reminds me of McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich. It's alright, but totally forgettable. God I hope I don't get the sh*ts. (fatback)

Mariah Carey is almost 40 and still thinks she's too young for babies! (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian is finally doing something to earn her fame... besides having a large ass and having sex on camera. (gabby)

Celebrity Rehab is coming back to VH1 (YES!) and look who's signed on to battle their demons for our viewing pleasure! (bitten)

More Amy Winehouse pictures to giggle at. Because high people are funny. (popbytes)

Hilarious

I don't know if I believe this one but it was too funny/random to not report... Lindsay Lohan was clubbing with her BFF Samantha Ronson when Ashley Olsen said hi to Samantha. Lindsay apparently got jealous and screamed, 'Get your 15-year-old "Full House" a$$ away from my girlfriend.'" Hahaha Like WTF?!?!?

Here are the two lovebirds....pssssh. I could see if Ashley crossed a line but saying hi?!?! haha

Where was Nick Lachey...

when I was in summer school?!?! Just kidding, I was never in summer school. I'd never last, summer is my season and nothing gets in the way of my beach time!!!

But back to the point, Nick has been slated to host ABC/Disney's High School Musical: Summer Session. Summer Session is a talent show based on the hit HSM franchise.

I love Nick Lachey and I love High School Musical but I don't know if I'll be that tempted to watch... I mean I am turning 25 in July...ok, so maybe I lie... haha

Production suspended on new Bond movie

Cause one accident, shame on you. Cause two accidents, you'd better stop filming.

Apparently on the set of the new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, there have been two car accidents during filming in the last week. The first one involved a stuntman (Jonathan Dunn-Fraser) driving an Aston Martin driving right into a Lake.

I was at the wheel and I remember the road was wet. I wasn’t going fast. Suddenly the car went off the road. Then I sank into very cold water. I’m very lucky to be alive. I thought my lungs would burst before I reached the surface, and my chest still hurts. Apart from that I just have a few bruises.

The second incident involved two stuntmen, who crashed into each other while filming a chase scene on a winding lakeside road. Apparently one of the stuntmen was injured so badly that he had to be rushed to the hospital and went right into surgery for head trauma.

Let's start taking bets: $100 says the next accident will be someone getting accidentally shot with a real gun.

Call Me Weird...

but I really like this kid's music... it catches you offguard at first but then totally grabs you. Remember Josian Leming from American Idol this year? The kid who lived in his car?? Check out his myspace page and the MTV video at these links:

His Myspace Page

Page where you can find MTV link


Good, no? :)

Tom Cruise on Oprah, Part 2

Oh man, it's goin' down!! Tom Cruise is appearing once again on Oprah as part of his "25-year anniversary" in film. Remember what happened the last time he was on? Here's a refresher...



He's bat sh*t crazy! I love it!

Why, Mandy?

Mandy Moore is the latest celebrity to join the "I'm going to dress like my grandma" club.

I really don't get it. If I looked anything like her, I'd just walk around in revealing clothes all day long. Then again, I have no morals.

(And did I just indirectly say I wished I was a woman? Oh man, call the shrink.)

Paris Has Bad Luck with Cars...

Drunk driving and now a hit and run??? Haha Though I guess it would be Benji's problem. He was driving. While leaving Foxtail, Benji supposedly ran over the foot of a paparazzi by accident. And the man was seen leaving the L.A. Sheriff's department after filing a hit and run report. Even though, Benji did get out of the car and check out the situation and the man's foot.

I hate paparazzi. They deserve it. If you didn't stand so damn close to the car and gave them a reasonable amount of space, your feet would be fine. Move back.

Brooke Hogan makes friends

Of course, they're fake ones, though.

Brooke's been on the campus of Florida Atlantic University filming her new reality show Brooke Knows Best, but it was a struggle to get there. The colleges she actually wanted to go to, Florida State University, Central Florida, and South Florida all rejected her.

Apparently the school thought that the camera crews would have been too distracting to the other students.

I think it's just because she's too much of an airhead, and looks like Bozo the Clown when she puts on makeup.

YESS!! No more Mariah!!!

I'm happier than Lance Bass at Chippendales!! The paparazzi have blacklisted Mariah Carey!!

Last week at a CD signing, she showed up two hours late (strike one), sprinted down the red carpet (strike two), and wore sunglasses while she was on the carpet (strike three, you're a putz!)

Now all we need is Barbra Streisand to smash her big ass nose down on Mariah, and all will be right with the world.

Sophia may be cheating on me

My celebrity girlfriend, Sophia Bush, may be cheating on me!

She was seen getting awful cozy the other night at the clubs with her One Tree Hill co-star, James Lafferty.

Spies saw the two snuggled up in the corner of the club, her hand resting on his thigh.

I have to go now... and rip up my shoebox full of pictures of Sophia... with my face scotch taped next to her. Those were great times.

Michael Jackson swears off women

Michael Jackson is back in the studio! I know that this has been being said for more than the past year, but this time it's true.

The King of Pop (and faces) has hired music producers RedOne and Akon to help put the new album together. They started recording this past Wednesday in Las Vegas and Michael is very, very serious. So serious that he's banned his kids from the recording studio so daddy can get down to business. Also so serious... that Michael has sworn off women while the new album is being worked on so he can focus.

Michael Jackson... swearing off WOMEN???

That would be like me swearing off drinking battery acid while I'm blogging. I could understand if Michael swore off chimpanzees, but women??? Good thing he didn't swear off chimps though. Bubbles would have thrown a poo-flinging fit.

Amy Winehouse Arrested!!!

Amy Winehouse is expected to be arrested today after claims that she assaulted two men outside a London nightclub Wednesday night.

If convicted she faces up to six months in the clink.

And speaking of Winehouse and jail, right around the same time this news broke Amy's druggy inmate husband Blake Fielder-Civil was appearing in court (as he often does for an array of dumbass things). Amy couldn't be there to support Blakey-poop but it didn't seem to bother him any. Reportedly the whole time he was in court instead of paying attention to the judge and/or the future of his junky ass, he was making eyes with a blonde-haired woman in the courtroom!!!

Yeah Blake. I'm sure that's exactly what she wants: a crackhead married prison inmate whose wife is nuttier than the floors at the Texas Roadhouse. What a catch!

Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years for Tax Fraud

The actor sat stone-faced – and some people in the courtroom gasped – when the sentence was read. "I'm very sorry for my mistakes and errors. I apologize to my family, the court and the community," Snipes said as his wife looked on. "I've asked the court to show me mercy and the opportunity to make things right."

I guess they're trying to make an example of Snipes. Though, I think it's a little extreme. "Wesley Snipes is not a dangerous man who needs to be imprisoned to protect the public," Snipes' attorney said in his sentencing memo. I agree. I mean, if they want to make an example, then they could maybe give him a year but I think 3 years is a little overboard.