Tom Cruise lays the hammer down on Katie

Now that Katie Holmes' Broadway stint is over, Tom Cruise is ordering her (yes, I did say ordering her) to gain weight and get knocked up again. He thinks it's time for her to step out of the spotlight and start focusing on being a mother and a wife.

So, basically...Katie is Tom's slave that he gets to bang. Thomas Jefferson would be proud (please tell me there's a smart person or 2 out there that understand that reference).