Roseanne makes me never want to have sex again...and MORE!!!

Queen Latifah hints that she loves the vag by not talking about it? (smack)

Holy puke in your mouth, Batman! Roseanne Barr has a sex tape!! (candy)

Celebrities can look like (insert not-politically-correct term here), too! (ayyyy)

Swear on my life, Victoria Beckham cleans her face with sh*t. Like, actual sh*t. (POTP)

Holy seven dwarfs! Anne Hathaway is gonna hang out in Wonderland! (gabby)

Does Halle have a Berry in the oven?! (bitten)

LiLo goes from being a charity case to doing charity work! (yuddy)

Changes to Cyber Sunday voting system! (wrestling)