Ali Lohan is a shallow bitch

About a month or so ago, we reported that Lindsay Lohan skipped her grandfather's funeral and hung out with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson instead because she didn't want to deal with any disrespectful drama from her douchebag father Michael. Well, it turns out that her sister Ali didn't attend either. Wanna know why?

She couldn't get hair extensions in time.

What a horribly shallow, miserable, disrespectful little C U Next Tuesday. Karma will come back to bite you in the ass on that one, Ali. Enjoy life as a bald broad, because I'm seeing it happen.