George Michael's message to his fans

After getting busted for possession of pot and cocaine, George Michael had a message for his fans.

I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.

Oh puh-lease, Georgie. When you get arrested for drug possession in a bathroom that's considered a gay hang out, that's the opposite of boring.