Thursday, June 12, 2008

Amy Winehouse hands out liquid crack to kids!!!


Didn't you ever call those color-sugar-water-push-pops (of which I have a box in my freezer right now) liquid crack???

Oh well -- Amy Winehouse's house in Camden (UK) has become a bigtime tourist stop. Paparazzi and visitors of the area wait outside 24/7 hoping for a viewing of the mythological toothly-challenged being. Yesterday she emerged from her cave dressed in next to nothing to pass out ice pops to all the tots waiting outside in the blazing heat.

What a nice gesture!

But like on Halloween -- when you check the apples for razorblades -- better check for syringes... and pieces of Amy's rotting face. (Although I'm not quite sure why I'd think she'd put them in sealed long bags of sugar and water... and red dye #40).

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