The Hoff wants to get all Skeletor and own his own castle!
I'm looking to buy a castle ... I'll call it the HasselCastle.
Then King Hasselhoff could get sauced any time he wants and have his royal servants hand-feed him sloppy hamburgers while he lays on the castle floors like a beached whale. Excellent.
By the way, the reason he wants a castle??? He wants to use it to perform concerts for his fans. I think he must have been drunk when he said that too.
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