Friday, May 2, 2008

Katie Holmes goes to Scientology Boot Camp!


This just goes to show, you don't mess with Tom Cruise, even if you're the mother of his child!

Apparently after being so fed up with her out of control ways (she actually smiled), Tom has enrolled his wifey Katie Holmes into a Scientology Boot Camp! What?! A Scientology insider says...

It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels. Katie's intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie's been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food.


Where's Dawson when you need him?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put a fork in her. She's done. As LRH said... sheep deprivation + lying = willing subject.

Unfortunately the damage is permanent. RIP old Katie.

Those who knew her beforehand can say... bye.

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote that article doesn't know what the hell they're talking about!!!! There is NO SUCH THING AS SCIENTOLOGY BOOT CAMP! And Anonymous (are you THE Anonymous -- yechh!), you REALLY don't know what you're talking about! Geez!