Jessica Simpson tells Extra that she wants a boy from Boston:
"I think Boston has cute boys. I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe."
Specifically, she says, it's "just their loyalty" that reminds her of Southern gentlemen.
Also because she probably thinks Boston is the capital of Texas.
8 comments:
LOL- she prob really DOES think Boston is the capitol of Texas!
What the fuck was J. Simps doing at the CMT awards tonight, with her date, er... FATHER, in like, the 4th row?! WTF?
I read that her new CD will be a country album.. lol.
Better question: what the kcuf were you doing watching the CMT awards tonight???
Ok. Maybe it's not a BETTER question, but it's ANOTHER question.
Answer to your question - I was trying to find that bitch who dug her key into the side of my pretty little, suped-up 4-wheel drive. Turns out, it was my ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood. Or, as I used to call her, "C-Undies".
If you put your ear up to Jessica's, you can hear the ocean.
Get it together, kid - Jessie's hot for YOU - BOSTON boy!
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