Funniest Bar Brawl Ever: George Clooney versus FABIO!

George Clooney was at a bar last weekend. Just chillin... throwing back a few beers. When suddenly into the same bar arrives - Fabio, his hair, and a bunch of friends.

Clooney didn't realize who it was and kept drinking. Some of the girls with Fabio started taking "I'm at a bar being silly" pictures of each other. George Clooney thought they were taking HIS picture and asked them to "cut it out."

The girls explained that they weren't taking his picture. Could've ended there simple enough. But then Fabio stepped in yelling at Clooney to "stop acting like a diva." This pissed George off. He got off his bar stool and into Fabio's face. The two started shoving each other like the girls that they are until security came and split the two up.

Fabio reportedly got into a second altercation later in the night with a waiter when he couldn't believe the margarine on his roll wasn't butter.

So who would win in a steel cage death match -- Fabio or George Clooney???

I go with Fabio. He sometimes wears a loin cloth. That's tough. And kind of gay.
Pick your winner in a comment.