Thursday, November 8, 2007

Britney Spears has missed 57% of her drug tests so far!!!


Britney and K-Fed's lawyers met up in court today to discuss why Britney has missed 8 of 14 drug tests she was supposed to take so far. Britney's lawyer argues that it's "unconstitutional" to give Britney one hours notice 'til she has to take a random drug test. Here's an awesome direct quote from the lawyer:

“Is the issue that Britney Spears needs to get up at 8:30 a.m. and answer the phone?” she went on.“She’s a pop star with a No. 1 album. She is not up that early.”[Spears’ album was actually No. 2 on Billboard’s Top 200.]


Seriously. Let's cut her some slack. It's hard to get the motivation to make it to a drug test after a handful of bong hits.

2 comments:

Melinda01852 said...

God, I can't believe her lawyer said that. How full of herself is she?

Brendan Chenowith said...

Why the hell does she need notice? It's RANDOM! I mean - - HELLO!