Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Selena is a skank


I'll write this in teeny bopper language, because I'm legit that annoying.

OMGZZZ guyz! Like, Selena Gomez was 0n the beach with her c0-star David Henrie in Wizards 0f Waverly Place, n stuff, n like shezzz T0TALLY n00bing on Nick J0nas (ahhh hez fiiiine!!) I mean, like, OMGZZZ l00k!! Shez h0lding hiz handdd 0n the beach! OMGZZZ guyz I'm like, t0tally g0ing after Nick if they breakup. Like, f0r realz, hez mine.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did writing it.

7 comments:

Miss Manda said...

Hello geek. Can we regroup here? that isn't nick jonas. That's her costar on Waverly Place. I know this sadly because I watch with Bella. He's way too young for me but way cute. Much cuter than Nick, sorry girls!

Jadd said...

OMGZZZ guyz! Like, Selena Gomez was 0n the beach with her c0-star David Henrie in Wizards 0f Waverly Place...

Read the story before you try and slam me next time. Hey look at that...I win again! ;)

Miss Manda said...

oh fudge. i guess at this point i can only say. UGH I LOVE HIS ABS

Jadd said...

Pedophile.

Anonymous said...

Jailbait, oh cool.

Miss Manda said...

actually, fools... he's 19... totally legal. thank you and good night. haha

Jadd said...

And you're 25. Classy.