Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Jessica Simpson not really abused?


Like my black eye? Microsoft Paint rules! Anyway, we reported a couple of weeks ago that Jessica Simpson talks about being abused in one of the songs off her new album. Turns otu she actually wasn't abused, and it was just your normal, everyday drama.

Go ahead and call me a dumbass. I posted the original story, and I should've known there was a catch to a girl who can't even read a pregnancy test correctly saying that she was abused. If she wasn't hot, this girl's life would be junk.

9 comments:

Miss Manda said...

:( not very nice. for someone who was on the forbes top money maker list last year.. she must be somewhat smart, just saying... haha

Jadd said...

Yeah but her brains don't make her money, her voice does. Show me Jessica Simpson as a successful businesswoman and I'll believe you.

Miss Manda said...

um lets regroup. she made her money last year on all side things cupcake. she didnt release any singles last year. she made her money on her shoes and her endorsements which equal brain work. she helps in design and promotionnnnnnn

Miss Manda said...

sadly, i wrote my final paper at Babson in my brand marketing class on jess haha and how shes made her name a brand name. jessica simpson shoes, perfume, and random products like ice breakers, pizza hut, proactivvvvv sell cause of her faaaaaaaaace.

Jadd said...

Acting in a commercial doesn't take brains. It takes a manager, boobs, and the ability to read lines.

And YOU bought all her heels that have sold.

Miss Manda said...

hahaha omg such a lie!! her shoes are in demand all over!!! oooo blatant lies because you cant hold me down! verizon has IS THIS CHICKEN OR TUNA ringtones... what was the last quote you said that made it as a ringtone? She knows what she's doing, son!

On a different note, if you can find me a video clip of WHATS BIG IN 2000 something from VH1 featuring jess, I'd be forever grateful. I lost mine :(

Jadd said...

Are you serious?! You're calling her a good businesswoman because she has a ringtone THAT MAKES FUN OF HER?! Being a total dumbass doesn't mean you're a good businesswoman. Everyone has that ringtone because they think she's an idiot and it makes them laugh, not because she's that great at marketing her quotes.

I'm all set with no one making a ringtone out of the stupid stuff I say.

Miss Manda said...

nah but in all seriousness.. she knows what she's doing with her clothing lines - they expand monthly.. and her endorsements. i don't think she's dumb, i think she's splendid. she's just a free spirit who doesn't feel the need to insecurely hide her questions or confusion... she's inspired me to do the same... i always have to stick my foot in my mouth.. haha

Jadd said...

Yeah but I really think she has people who market stuff for her and not herself. But that might be the same for anyone.

But she IS dumb as bricks, seriously. I'm sure she's very nice though.