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Headline's & Links -- 9-6-07

VANESSA HUDGENS LEAKED COMPLETELY NUDEY-DOO PIC!!! (Dirty)

Lacey (the annoying redhead from Rock Of Love on VH1) has a craptastic music video -- come watchy-watchy (POTP)

First Britney... now MICHAEL JACKSON has a new "comeback single" that has leaked -- come listeny-listeny (Smack)

Picture of a leaky bucket (somewhere)

Leave the pro-wrestlers alone, it's JESSICA SIMPSON who's got the 'roid problem! (Dirty)

Jude Law arrested for attacking a paparazzi (Yuddy)

Madonna, Whitney, and Cher -- ALL MASHED UP! (Popbytes)

Britney Spears WILL open the VMAs... and here's a pic of her using the bathroom.  Way to go sick paparazzo. (Candy)

Usher's Wedding Album (Dirty)

Halle Barry is already showing!  Look. (Gabby)

Vanessa Hudgens Naked Photo Leaks

Errr... maybe it's her.
If not, it looks a lot like her.
And she's absolutely nude.
Deside for yourself.
News broke that she had taken private naked pictures for Zac Efron and that they leaked.
And no this pops up today.

If you want to see the complete naked photo -- and I warn 18 + -- NSFW -- and all that -- click the censored pic to go to a site housing the full monty. Kids... don't click it -- I don't want angry mom calls. Thanks. :)

In some countries, it's considered a delicacy

Chef Gordon Ramsey -- you know, that jackass chef from Hell's Kitchen -- burnt one of his testicles while cooking. And he swears at students for underseasoning lamb shanks. Dumbass.

He was cooking while wearing "cotton knickers" and nothing else. Blick. Commando. He got a little too close to a wicked hot oven and "righty" got singed pretty bad.

He was rushed to and treated at London's Cromwell Hospital where you know all the doctors, nurses, techs, secretaries, grounds-keepers, and cadavres had a good laugh at his expense.

I'm sure that since the incident, Ramsey has removed anything with toasted nuts from all of his menus.

Leave the wrestlers alone, JESSICA SIMPSON is on the 'roids

Remember that picture I posted of Jessica Simpson the other day implying that she's high-maintenance? If not, here's a refresher:


Well here's a picture that I just came across taken minutes before or after that one:


So I'd like to gleefully retract that "high maintenance" comment before she stomps a mudhole in my ass.



PS - I just found an action figure of Jessica for sale at my local KB Toys:



Sexy.

Usher and Tameka Wedding Pictures... Snore...

I would have cared about these a month and a half ago when they were supposed to get married. Wait - on second thought - I wouldn't have cared then either.

So why am I posting them on my blog then, you ask?

Uhhh... stop being so nosey, you! Just enjoy the damn pics.

The iPod Touch is here!!!

I just bought a brand new iPod this past Sunday at my local Apple store. I was psyched because I always wanted a video iPod... and it has 80 GB. I've been playing with it all week.

But what happens today??? Apple blows my excitement by unveiling the iPod Touch (pictured above)... AND... DROPPED THE PRICE OF THE IPODS (now called iPod Classic) BY $100!!! 3 days after I bought mine! WTF, Apple?!? Thanks for screwing me.

Anyway - the Touch looks pretty cool. It has a Wifi music store and is priced at $300 for 8GB and $400 for 16GB.
Now all 12 readers of this blog can view it on their Touch while listening to me online at kiss108.com at night. Yeah, like any of you have a Touch. And like I actually have 12 readers. Pffft.