Megan Fox had a relationship with a girl

Oh man. This is straight up one of the hottest stories ever. Apparently when Megan Fox was 18 and first moved to LA on her own, she was hot for a female stripper named Nikita. After Meg's boyfriend dumped her (dumbest guy ever, by the way), she kept bringing Nikita gifts to try and get her to like her.

She tells GQ doesn't consider herself a lesbian or bi, but thinks all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. She says she's really into Jenna Jameson now.

I guess the fact that she's engaged to Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Brian Austin Green is just a minor detail. And Megan officially moved into the #1 spot of my favorite and most desired Hollywood celebrities.