Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Helen Mirren used to love the drugs


Helen Mirren used to LOOVVVEEEE the coke. And I'm not talking about the soft drink, either (if you couldn't tell by me going all Perez on this picture.) But she admitted to loving cocaine and marijuana back in the day, which made me laugh because she's a 60-something year old lady now.

I loved coke. I never did a lot, just a little bit at parties. But what ended it for me was when they caught (Nazi war criminal) Klaus Barbie, the Butcher of Lyon, in the early 80s. He was hiding in South America and living off the proceeds of being a cocaine baron. And I read that in the paper, and all the cards fell into place, and I saw how my little sniff of cocaine at a party had an absolute direct route to this horrible man in South America.

She's officially the coolest old lady ever.

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