Wow...I was somewhat x-rated with these link captions. My bad...but ENJOY!!!

Kelly Ripa's husband will marry Howard Stern and his girlfriend. (smack)

Is that a kiddie toucher holding Clay Aiken's baby?! Oh no, it's just Clay and his fat face. (candy)

President Bush may love the booty, but he hates a sweaty woman. (ayyyy)

Rihanna's boobs love tigers, and her vajajay loves leopards. (POTP)

LiLo and SamRo both keep quiet about their relationship. Which means they're totally having girl-on-girl cuddle time. (gabby)

Rad Girls = MTV's Jackass, but with boobies. (bitten)

Mick Foley jumping ship from WWE to TNA?! (wrestling)