Rehab Makes You Fat

Or at least it makes Pete Doherty fat.

Before rehab... Michael Jackson circa "Smooth Criminal." After rehab... extra actor circa "Soprano's Season 3."

By the way screw the South Beach Diet, The Power of 5 Diet, and not eating. Try the cigarette smoking, booze swilling, coke snorting, heroin shooting, gasoline huffing, hold your breath 'til you get a buzz-uh-ing Pete Doherty diet.

Now he and Kate Moss look like the number 10 while walking down the street... or 01. But who ever writes "01?" Unless they're one of those "I was born on oh one, oh seven, eighty-six" type people. NO! You were born on "one, seven, eighty-six" damn you!

Sorry. Pet peeve.