Monday, October 29, 2007

Heidi Klum Loves Seal's Huge Penis


I always wondered what Heidi Klum saw in her husband, and "Kiss From A Rose" songster (gag!), Seal. I thought it was cause 'chicks dig scars.' But I should have known. It was his humongous mass of manhood.

She let this tidbit of info out recently on The Oprah Winfrey Show of all places. Here's the direct quote:

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package." Ew.

All of Oprah's Mah Jong-loving audience was shocked and awed. BUT -- Heidi Klum is totally happy with her Oprah appearance and doesn't regret talking about her husbands joy stick with middle-age America:

"I was very happy with how things went on Oprah. It is very strange, you trust her so much that you talk sometimes without realizing what you are saying. She (Winfrey) has a spell in her eyeballs that when she looks at you, you are like 'Yes.'"

I knew I'd never have a shot with someone like Heidi Klum.

5 comments:

Melinda01852 said...

Even with his "humongous mass of manhood".. he is just too scary for me..

Anonymous said...

I need a man with a cute face and a big dick, not LUPUS with a jacked up face and big dirty dick

Anonymous said...

Thah bitch is old, ugly and have no ass and no tits - she should hang herself.

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