Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Mariah Carey Smells Like Toasted Marshmallows


Mariah Carey has come out with a new fragrance ever-so-creatively called "M." And don't bitch me out that I'm not refering to her as "Mimi." She ain't no friend of mine. I'm not even posh enough to be hired as her personally toilet paper crumpler.

Her new fragrance has the scent of... toasted marshmallows. Mariah says she was never too keen on wearing perfume so she went the route of "reminding her of childhood days around the campfire."

Man. If my significant other wore a couple dabs of this I just might try to eat her arms.

PS -- Anybody else think Mariah has resembled that giant marshmallow monster from "Ghostbusters" lately? Hmmm...

2 comments:

Melinda01852 said...

Toasted Marshmallow? Weird. It will prob be like 80 bucks a bottle when u can buy a 99 cent bag of marshmallow and stick a few in ur pockets.. prob smells the same.

Unknown said...

hahaha! Good call. Plus you'd always have an inexpensive snack on hand. :)