Anne Hathaway prefers ass-play...and MORE!!!

Jennifer Aniston makes green look good. (smack)

James Franco is "high" on his new award. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Julia Stiles is airing her crotch out... (ayyyy)

Anne Hathaway LOVES it up the bum. No, I'm dead serious. (POTP)

J-Lo wants to get knocked up some more. I'm serious about that, too. (gabby)

Vanessa Hudgens goes from showing her vag to buying a home. (bitten)

Cops talk smack about OJ Simpson. (yuddy)

Mick Foley reveals his role at TNA Bound for Glory! (wrestling)

Look-alikes!!

Left: Michael Jackson
Right: The Crypt Keeper from the TV show Tales from the Crypt

Update on DJ AM

DJ AM (real name Adam Goldstein) attended a memorial service for Travis Barker's agent, Chris Baker, who died in the plane crash they were in just over a week ago. He was walking around and looked pretty good, and also updated his Facebook status.

Adam Goldstein is the luckiest guy alive.

You ain't kidding, man.

Travis Barker released from hospital

Just a few days after his buddy DJ AM was released from the hospital, Travis Barker was released yesterday morning after spending 9 days in the hospital for second and third degree burns. He's in good condition and trying to stay upbeat.

AWESOME to hear. Pound those drums soon, Travis!

Dennis Quaid defends himself against Meg Ryan

A couple of weeks ago, Meg Ryan chatted with InStyle magazine about her failed marriage to Dennis Quaid, talking about how he cheated on her for a long time, and how it was her fault because she stayed in the situation. Dennis recently spoke with the New York Daily News, and fired back at Meg.

It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce.

I'm with Dennis, and not just because he's a guy. He admitted he was wrong and at fault, but seriously...it was 8 years ago. Move on with your life instead of just wallowing in your own self-pity.

Christina Applegate on Oprah today

Christina Applegate will be a guest on Oprah later on this afternoon to discuss her experience with breast cancer. I'm not sure, but I think it'll get pretty emotional, with her talking about getting both of her breasts removed and the initial shock of finding out she had cancer. She tells Oprah that even though she's cancer-free now, she still shakes when she thinks about it and talks about it.

This is about as serious as you'll see me get, and I really think this is something everybody, man or woman, should watch. I now return you to my regular goofiness.

Janet Jackson hospitalized!!

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night after feeling "suddenly ill" during sound check of her show in Montreal. She's just two weeks into her Rock With U tour, her first in about 7 years. She's still at the hospital now, and there's no word on what's wrong with her or when she'll be back.

We wish her a quick recovery, and hope she doesn't turn out anything like this:


(No offense, Michael. I still love your music, you're just a tad bit creepy.)

Mindy McCready heading back to jail

Country singer Mindy McCready is heading back to jail for 60 days for violating her parole, which stems from a drug arrest back in June. She's had a rough few months, checking into rehab for unknown reasons back in July, and most recently getting involved in the Roger Clemens steroid scandal. She'll start her sentence tomorrow in a Tennessee jail.

Victoria Beckham talks crap to her hubby

Apparently, Victoria Beckham gets a kick out of telling her hubby David that he's not always going to be a stud. She said she's as in love with him as she ever has been, but just always tells him that he's not going to be as hunky as people see him now forever.

If I were David, I'd divorce that broad quicker than it takes to give her a butch haircut.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Brooke Hogan

"Mmmm...I love me some big balls. But they're not as big as my fake boobs."

Brooke Hogan = Lesbian?

Brooke Hogan should really watch what/how she says stuff, because then a-holes like me will bend her words all the wrong way. Here's what she was overheard saying while hosting a party at Strike Miami bowling alley the other day.

What love life? I'm not gay but I might as well be. I'm the [woman] of the group [when it comes to my roommates]. We live a gay lifestyle.

If Brooke-tini ever comes out of the closet, just remember...you heard it here first.

Spice Girl posing for Playboy!

Melanie Brown might have to change her named from Scary Spice to Naked Spice, because she's baring all for Playboy soon! In a pretty recent interview, Mel B said she turned down two Playboy offers, but also said she wasn't completely closing the door on the idea. Apparently Hugh Hefner got the price right, because she's signed on to show off the goods for 6 figures.

Hmm...every boy and every girl, spice up your life?

Britney sex tape coming soon?!

Remember Adnan Ghalib? The paparazzi that Britney Spears dated for a little bit before she gave him the boot around January and got a restraining order on? Well, I think he figured if he can't get near Britney, he'll just ruin her.

He's shopping around a two-hour sex tape of he and Britney from back when they were dating, and said he's waiting for a "locked-in deal" for it and "won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries."

This guy is a total jackass, and I wouldn't be surprised if there really isn't a tape. He's probably just trying to get some of his 15-minutes of fame back. No word from Britney's camp yet, though.

Rolling Stones member robbing the cradle with affair

Guitarist for the Rolling Stones, Ronnie Wood, has been publicly seeing 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova. Doesn't sound too bad, right? Now, factor in the fact that he's 61 and has been married for 23 years. HE'S BEEN MARRIED LONGER THAN HIS MISTRESS HAS BEEN ALIVE!!! And his wife, Jo, is filing for divorce, and she'll definitely be walking away with a huge chunk of his money (about $93 million).

Hope Ekaterina is enjoying that loose skin and old balls.

Joel Madden = Trojan Man...and MORE!!!

DJ AM released from hospital over the weekend. (smack)

George Clooney dumps Brad Pitt for Johnny Depp...well, movie-wise anyway. (candy)

Nick Cannon is really just Mariah Carey's guide dog. (ayyyy)

Joel Madden promoting safe sex. How's that for irony? (POTP)

Paul Newman's daughter pretty much says her late father is the man. (gabby)

New Paris Hilton ad campaign, where she shows off her hot ass body. (bitten)

Katy Perry channeling her inner J-Lo? (yuddy)

Rhyno throws out first pitch at Tigers/Rays game! (wrestling)

Look-alikes!!

Left: Heather Locklear's mug shot
Right: An owl

Heath Ledger's estate will go to his daughter

After a long debate on how Heath Ledger's fortune would be split up after his death, it's been decided that everything will go to his 2-year-old daughter Matilda.

Is this not the cutest picture ever?

Bruce Springsteen performing at Super Bowl

Oh yeah! "The Boss" will be rocking the halftime show at the Super Bowl this year! If he doesn't play Born in the USA, I'll snap.

R.I.P. Paul Newman

Insanely famous and well-known actor Paul Newman died over the weekend, finally losing a long battle with cancer. I never met him or really saw any of his movies (he's old school, but he ROCKED), but I heard he was a real class act. His last movie was a really popular one -- he was the voice of Doc Hudson in the hit Disney movie Cars.

WTF is Miley wearing?!

Nice headband, Pocahontas.

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially man and wife

It's official -- there's a Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds now. Ryan and Scarlett Johansson got married over the weekend in Vancouver, Canada on Saturday night. It was a pretty small ceremony from what I understand, which is always good. Congrats to the newlyweds!

Hilary Duff out shopping

There's no story with this, but I just think Hilary Duff's face in this picture looks priceless. She legit looks like she's about to open up a can of whoop ass on someone.

Tina Fey returns to SNL as Sarah Palin

Tina Fey was back on Saturday Night Live this past weekend to reprise her role as Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. They poked fun of the interviews Sarah did where she more or less sounded...umm...the opposite of what is smart. Check out the video Tina below!

Preview of the CW's newest show

Check out a preview of the CW's freshest show, Valentine. I'm not really too sure when it premieres, which makes me a horrible blogger, but I'm sure it's on sometime soon. So I'll just go with the generic "check your local listings" line.

Shia LaBeouf may lose license

Even though he won't be charged with a DUI for the crash he was in a few months back, Shia LaBeouf may still lose his license. Apparently in California, if you refuse to take a Breathalyzer test, you lose your license for up to 9 months.

So let me get this straight...you don't have evidence to say Shia was drunk, and he wasn't at fault for the accident since some dude ran a stop sign and smashed into him at 70mph, yet you're thinking about taking away his license? California = Douchebags.

Anna Faris gets nude in movie

Even though it's been out for a little while, apparently in The House Bunny, Anna Faris gets naked. I had no desire to see this flick before, but I have a major crush on Anna, and I'm a guy. Why WOULDN'T I want to see her flash her goods around?

Anyway, off of me being a scumbag guy. Apparently it was a really big deal for her, which I can understand. I mean, it's not like I randomly walk around taking my clothes off for just anyone (well actually...), but she was raised in a really conservative home, so it was definitely a step out of her comfort zone. But I'm glad she did.

Kim Cattrall's boobs hang out on red carpet

This was Kim Cattrall's outfit for the Sex and the City: The Movie DVD release party the other day. Because nothing says classy like showing your bra for the world to see.

Biggest Loser alumni -- Where are they now?

Biggest Loser 5 alum Dan Evans is actually pursuing his dream of singing and performing, and is releasing a country album that comes out tomorrow. He's also actually going on tour, which boggles my mind because I didn't realize his album was being made such a huge deal. Pretty sweet...you can check out his Myspace page for more info!

Heather Locklear arrested for DUI

Heather Locklear was booked on DUI charges Saturday night after she dealt with police on two separate occasions. She was pulled over the first time for erratic driving, but let go. Then a little later on, a cop noticed a car parked on the highway, blocking a lane. It was Heather. He figured she was messed up on something, so he arrested her.

This is the creepiest mugshot EVER. Look how big her frickin' eyes are!!

Miley Cyrus losing her voice?!...and MORE!!!

Amy Winehouse borrows $50,000 worth of designer dresses, then pukes on them. (smack)

Rumer Willis makes me want to vote O-boob-a for President. (candy)

Kelly Rowland likes wearing garbage bags. (ayyyy)

Shia LaBeouf wiggles out of DUI charge. (POTP)

Miley Cyrus to be silenced forever?! (gabby)

Member of Survivor crew drowns in Brazil!! (bitten)

Kevin Nash HASN'T re-signed with TNA?! (wrestling)

More from the Clay Aiken/GMA interview

Yesterday I posted a 50-second video of Clay Aiken's interview (which is all I could find at the time) with Good Morning America. There was a second part to it this morning, but nothing has been posted yet. I HAVE, however, found the full segment for you to check out from yesterday (and hopefully I'll have the second part tomorrow). Check it out right here!

New Metro Station video will be family affair

The Cyrus family is going to have a reunion in the new Metro Station video for Seventeen Again. Apparently, Trace recruited his sister Miley and papadukes Billy Ray to be in the video. The 3 are going to be featured in a clip where they're on a bumper car ride. Trace is going to be cruising around then get leveled by Miley out of nowhere. Billy Ray is going to be the ride operator.

Steven Tyler sues mystery peeps

Steven Tyler is suing the a group of unknown bloggers who have claimed to be the Aerosmith frontman in several blogs. Topics ranging from the death of Steven's mother, to other intimate details of his life were covered in the blogs, similar to stuff that was posted a few years ago when he had this problem.

I really don't get why douchebags get off on pretending to be a celebrity. Does your life suck THAT much that you have to pretend you're someone else so you don't go jumping off bridges because you hate yourself? If you're doing it in a funny way (like the Katie Holmes stuff I've been posting), that's one thing. But legit pretending to be someone and being serious about it? Lame.

What exactly is Katy Perry wearing?

I think Katy Perry is hot, and it wouldn't take much to convince me to do filthy things with her, but what the hell was she wearing the other day when she performed at the Dolce & Gabbana showcase in Milan?! It's actually a D&G piece, but...a big ass sailboat? My cousin wore something like that when he was 8 months old! She looks a lot better in the pic to the right.

Britney working on video for "Womanizer"

We got a sneak peek of Britney Spears' on the set of her video for her new hit song Womanizer (which you can listen to below) and a little bit of dirt on it, too. She's sporting this wig in the video and plays a vampy waitress, and there's a ton of erotic choreography to go along with it, too.

Britney + Erotic = Greatness. I'm officially a happy panda.

Naomi Watts kicks some paparazzi ass

An insanely pregnant Naomi Watts was out doing some errands the other day and had tons of paparazzi all over her. She played it cool at first and just ignored them and tried to avoid them, then lost her cool when people started helping out the paps to get in positions for good shots of her. So she finally lost it and flipped on someone who helped a pap, then actually belly bumped the paparazzi taking a bunch of shots of her. Normally, I say celebrities want a life in the limelight so they should get used to it, but the lady is VERY pregnant and just trying to get stuff done. I say leave her alone. I also say she should've kicked the guy in the nuts. Check out the video below.

"Ugly Betty" star used to get abused

As part of the Tell A Gal P.A.L. campaign from the Allstate Foundation, Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz (who plays Hilda on the show) has opened up and admitted that she was in an abusive relationship while she was in her 20's. She supports the Tell a Gal P.A.L. campaign and decided to share her story to prove that it's possible to get passed abuse and still succeed and achieve your goals and dreams.

I think it's seriously awesome when celebrities step forward with stuff like this, because it shows just how normal they can be and how they can relate to everyday people like you and me.

People think Kim Kardashian is fat

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of the latest OK! Magazine talking about her experience on Dancing with the Stars, why she did the show, and what people think of her. She says that she's only 115 pounds and is a size 2, but whenever people meet her, they always talk about how small she is and they expected her to be bigger. She says people thinks he's about 140 pounds. Wow, that's real nice of people...why don't they just walk up and say "Hey fatty!"

As far as why she did Dancing with the Stars, she says she wants to get the perfect body before she starts having kids, because it's a lot harder to lose weight and work out once you have a baby. But she also said she doesn't want to be one of those stick-figure girls, and wants to keep her curves.

Good for her! More women out there should be proud of their vulumptious ass and the fact that they aren't so skinny they could hide cleanly behind a pencil!

Top 25 crime thrillers of all time

Moviefone.com released a list of the Top 25 crime thriller movies of all time, and the put Silence of the Lambs as their #1. I was surprised that The Departed only ranked #16, and I was bummed that The Boondock Saints didn't even make the list! Check out the rest of the movies on the list right here.

Speaking of horror/thriller movies...

Ya know, it's close to Halloween, which means I'm TOTALLY in SAW mode. For you fans out there, SAW 5 hits theaters on October 24th (official countdown: 28 DAYS!!)

That's the promotional poster that's been in theaters for the last few weeks, and blow you can find a couple of trailers for the newest installment. PLUS if you hit up the official website, you can check out a scene from the movie! I'm so JACKED!!

Hit thriller movie heading to Broadway

The 2000 movie American Psycho that starred Christian Bale is apparently getting new life. The Johnson-Roessler Company, The Collective and XYZ Films are teaming up to turn the flick into a Broadway play. No one has been cast yet, but if this picture from the movie is any indication, it's gonna be a killer play! (see what I did there?)

Renee Zellweger cancer scare

Even though it happened about 12 years ago, Renee Zellweger is actually coming out now about a cancer scare she had back in 1996 around the time Jerry Maguire was a hit in theaters. Apparently she felt two bumps on her breasts and went to get checked out, but the results came back as non-cancerous tumors. She said she still checks herself and gets checked by doctors regularly, though.

Ya know, I may give her crap for looking like she's permanently sucking on a lemon, but I have a whole new respect for her. Glad she's okay.

Lindsay Lohan cutting herself?

It's sounding like Lindsay Lohan might've replaced snorting lines of coke and downing endless shots of tequila with cutting herself. A few pics have hit the internet that show a line of scars on Lindsay's inner forearm, and they look a lot like cutting scars. PopEater has the pics here if you want to check them out.

Let's hope it's not what we think it is, and maybe her and Samantha Ronson were just horsing around a little too much one night...

"Dancing with the Stars" drama

Word from the set of Dancing with the Stars says former NFL star Warren Sapp has been acting like a total diva and talks down to the other male dancers and the production team.

Douchebag? Maybe. But can you blame him? For a fat man, he's pretty light on his feet. That might make me a bit cocky, too.

David Blaine speaks on failed stunt

A couple of hours ago, I posted about everyone's disappointment on the ending to the David Blaine stunt last night as far as his "Dive of Death" went. It turns out David was disappointed, too, and it didn't go as planned. He was on Regis and Kelly this morning talking about it. The video is below, but long story short: He was supposed to jump down and get "whisked away" by a bunch of helium balloons, but the ABC execs kept telling him not to jump because of the winds. Not wanting to disappoint everyone, he jumped anyway, then when he almost hit the ground, he floated up and then was taken down once he got to the park. He said he wants to think of the craziest, biggest stunt for his next one, and he better. He's got a lot of making up to do. Here's the video:

New "Katie Holmes" blog!!

So my lovely friend Katie Holmes threw up another blog early this morning. She talks about broadway, the Oscars, and scientology. Check out the video below, and hit up her blog here.

Suri Cruise is in a glass case of emotion...and MORE!!!

Jack Osbourne must be the happiest guy in the world. Natalie Portman is single! (smack)

What every married couple should hope NOT to turn out like: Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. (candy)

I'm pretty sure Parker Posey killed a stuffed animal to make a purse. (ayyyy)

The true answers to all the Girls Next Door drama! (POTP)

You know the kids at school who walk around with crazy facepaint, dark leather trenchcoats, and don't hang out with anyone? Yeah, that'll be Suri Cruise. (gabby)

Not really celebrity news, but...how do you cure Multiple Sclerosis? NAKED CLOWNS! (bitten)

Stone Cold Steve Austin to wrestle one last match at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

TV show reunions...

So while I was getting ready for work this morning, I saw an ad on TV for the Sex and the City movie being on DVD now, and it got me thinking -- with all of the reunions going on right now (New Kids on the Block, the Spice Girls, NSYNC talking about getting back together, the Sex and the City movie, the second-coming of Beverly Hills 90210), another show should make a reunion movie. Boy Meets World.

It was seriously the coming-of-age series of my generation, and EVERYONE used to watch it. And if they didn't, they were total tools and just not cool. But the producers/writers left the storyline perfectly open for a reunion movie. At the end of the show, the gang all moves to New York. Well, fans want to know...have Cory and Topanga had kids? Does Shawn ever meet up with Angela and marry her? What happens to Eric? How about Jack and Rachel? And more importantly...what happens to this guy:


MR. FEENY!!!!

Mariah Carey heading back to the big screen

Mariah is developing a musical based on her hit Christmas album, Merry Christmas, for the silver screen. Apparently, the plot will center around a developer who wants to turn a small town into a shopping center.

Since I recorded the Christmas album, I've always wanted to make a movie to go with it, something that people could watch and hear and enjoy every year. I'm into it. I'm all about the holiday season.

I think I'd rather drink my own vomit than watch Mariah Carey in a movie again.

Charlize Theron hates "The Hills"

It's pretty safe to say Charlize Theron and Lauren Conrad won't be out shopping together anytime soon. Charlize absolutely sounded off (and pretty much pissed on) The Hills while talking to MTV News.

I realized that this f---ing show is huge. Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why? Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of sh--. That's totally fine. But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it!

That makes two of us.

David Blaine's latest trick a sham?

David Blaine said he was going to hang upside down for 60 hours. Everyone thought it was crazy, and rumor had it he was going against death, even. With all the blood rushing to his brain, it'd put a lot of pressure on the veins around his head and could cause either blindness or a stroke. But apparently, it's not what we all thought it would be.

If you tell someone you're going to hang upside down for 60 hours, they assume 60 hours nonstop. Apparently, that's not what David did at all. David took breaks ON HIS FEET at multiple times during the 60 hours, including a long 20-minute break before a live 2-hour show on ABC last night to cap off the stunt.

And speaking of the big stunt at the end, it wasn't really much of anything. He was attached to a harness and jumped down, then was lifted back up in the air and "disappeared into the darkness." Check it out below.