Heidi Montag loves holding her huge melons. (smack)
Jennifer Aniston's return to the small screen! (candy)
Victoria Beckham looks like a hairy abominal snowman. (ayyyy)
Shannen Doherty is the most respectful bitch ever. (POTP)
Jennifer Hudson performs the most heartfelt rendition of the National Anthem by a homeless looking person ever at the DNC! (gabby)
Lindsay Lohan's grandfather dies, and you KNOW that her attention whore father has to release a statement about it. (bitten)
Kevin Nash heading back to WWE?! (wrestling)
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Victoria Beckham actually turns into an animal at night...and MORE!!!
Posted by Jadd at 6:49 AM 0 comments
Labels: heidi montag, jennifer aniston, jennifer hudson, lindsay lohan, michael lohan, shannen doherty, Victoria Beckham, wrestling
Friday, August 29, 2008
The King of Pop to reign supreme again?!
I already took my pot shots at Michael Jackson earlier, but this is some huge news. It sounds like the inventor of the Moonwalk is going to make a comeback! He spoke with ABC News reporter Chris Connolly in a phone interview that aired on Good Morning America a couple of hours ago, and said that he still has something left in the tank. Could we see Michael Jackson take one final ride into the sunset?!
I know I took a huge dump on him earlier, but I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan (his music, not the cuddling with little boys thing), and a comeback that's successful would be HUGE!! Check out the interview here, and keep your fingers crossed!
Posted by Jadd at 9:27 AM 0 comments
Labels: michael jackson
NKOTB Full Album on Kiss 108
Any Block heads out there? The whole NKOTB album is posted on kiss108.com. And I am one happy girl!!! My picks: IN THE MORNING, STARE AT YOU and FULL SERVICE... holy, I love this CD. haha They're a little more mature this time around... no more singing about POPSICLES.. this album is PG-13 rated at least!! A little dirty, dirty.. oh boys, WELCOME BACK! hahaha
LOOK FOR NKOTB link at the top of page
Awesomeness.
Posted by Miss Manda at 9:04 AM 0 comments
Labels: new kids on the block
Anne Hathaway should just stop talking
Anne Hathaway is stupid. Seriously. She's brainless and when I read this I wanted to chokeslam a chinchilla. This is how she first felt about Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
I was kind of afraid of Obama the first time I saw him.
Okay, afraid of Obama. Yeah, because a tall skinny guy looks really threatening. Then she heard his speech on race, and had a change of heart.
I just said, 'I can't deny how I feel about you, Barack Obama. I want you to be the president. I want you in the White House.'
Are you serious? She's an idiot. She's a total brainless idiot and I hope she chokes on her fake eyelashes. Sorry, but "I just can't deny how I feel about you, Anne Hathaway."
Posted by Jadd at 8:51 AM 0 comments
Labels: anne hathaway, barack obama
Critic slams Jessica Simpson's live performance
If Jessica Simpson is trying to get her fans to follow her from pop star to country singer, she didn't make a lot of friends when performed at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario, Canada on Wednesday. A critic tore apart her performance, and I gotta say, it's pretty funny.
The critic, John Law, submitted his critique to the Niagara Falls Review, and said that Jess still lives in a reality show and thinks people would rather hear her talk than sing because they're so fascinated with her personal life. John said she's dead wrong, saying that she felt the need to "explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about."
Apparently she dedicated a song to Tony Romo (like you can't see that one coming), and also discussed flatulence. Yes, Jessica talked about how she farts all the time and guarantees that it sounds like roses.
And she didn't help her credibility as a country star at all when she talked about how she lives "Destiny" Springfield (the singer's name is actually Dusty), and covered his song Son of a Preacher "so devoid of soul, that Dusty would disown it."
John Law is my new best friend. Anyone who slams someone that hard makes me want to buy them a pony.
Posted by Jadd at 8:27 AM 2 comments
Labels: jessica simpson
Phelps Fever continues!
We already reported on Michael Phelps hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live on September 13th and slated to be a presenter at the MTV VMA's this year, but dirtydirtdirt.com just learned that Michael will also have a guest spot on Entourage! He shot a scene with Kevin Connolly in NYC yesterday afternoon.
Jealousy has officially set in.
Posted by Jadd at 8:16 AM 0 comments
Labels: entourage, kevin connolly, michael phelps
Trisha Yearwood has a scare in the air
Country singer Trisha Yearwood was headed to Oklahoma from Boston after walking 60 miles around the city in the Susan G. Komen Walk for the Cure (for breast cancer) when her plane had to make an emergency stop in Baltimore. Apparently the left side of the windshield ended up getting a crack in it, and by the time the plane landed the crack had taken over the entire window.
Trisha said she's pretty spiritual about it and turned whatever happened over to God. Then mentioned that one emergency landing in 18 years of flying isn't too bad.
And that's why karma rules. You walk 60 miles for breast cancer, you don't die in the sky.
Posted by Jadd at 7:54 AM 7 comments
Labels: trisha yearwood
Oprah loses her eyelashes at DNC
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Labels: democratic national convention, dnc, oprah
Sheryl Crow putting out clothing line
Sheryl Crow is joining the list of countless celebs that are putting out clothing lines. Sheryl's line, Bootheel Trading Co. (named after the boot heel part of Missouri she was born), is available nationwide at Dillard's stores and consists of eco-friendly jeans, vintage shirts and vests. You can check out some samples of her line here.)
Posted by Jadd at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Labels: sheryl crow
Jeese McCartney covers a T-Pain song
Now I gotta admit, I thought Jesse McCartney would be a one-hit wonder. But he proved me wrong there. Then I heard he covered T-Pain's Buy U A Drank, and thought he'd sound like a total jackass. But again, he made me eat my words, because he actually did a pretty sick job on re-make. Check it out here!
Posted by Jadd at 7:17 AM 0 comments
Labels: jesse mccartney
Celebrity Sightings at the Democratic National Convention
Ben Affleck was there!
Forest Whitaker was there with his wife Keisha and also Hill Harper (CSI: NY)
Seth Meyers and Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers) were there.
Alicia Witt chilled in the MySpace cafe.
Star Jones was there too, probably annoying everyone.
Posted by Jadd at 7:05 AM 0 comments
Labels: alicia witt, ben affleck, bradley cooper, democratic national convention, dnc, forest whitaker, hill harper, seth meyers, star jones
David Duchovny checks into rehab
Posted by Jadd at 6:57 AM 0 comments
Labels: david duchovny, nymphomaniac, sex addict
Katie Holmes has knee bruises
It's in good taste for me to leave this joke alone. But some advice, Katie? Next time Tom needs you, wear kneepads.
Posted by Jadd at 6:50 AM 0 comments
Labels: Katie Holmes
CW's 90210 already getting hated on
The Parents Television Council (the same group that hated on Gossip Girl) is already talking smack about the CW's newest show 90210. Mind you, no one has even seen it yet.
I think it's fair to say that the CW has been a bad actor, particularly when it comes to Gossip Girl. We haven't assumed anything about the show, but I think that the CW has already demonstrated that they'll stoop to any level in a rather desperate attempt to build buzz.
Listen, Parents Television Council. It's simple. If you don't like what you see, CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Old people can be so boring sometimes (no offense to the cool old people out there.)
Posted by Jadd at 6:41 AM 0 comments
Labels: beverly hills 90210, CW network
Axl Rose wants Kelly Osbourne
Axl better watch his ass or Ozzy will bite his sh*t off. No, seriously, he bit the head off a bat once.
Posted by Jadd at 6:02 AM 0 comments
Labels: axl rose, kelly osbourne
Michael Jackson turns 50
The Dirt Slingers of dirtydirtdirt.com send a huge Happy 50th Birthday out to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Wait...he's not the King of Pop anymore because he hasn't come out with an album that people cared about in about 15 years? Okay then, let's try this again.
Happy 50th Birthday to the King of Kiddie Touching, Michael Jackson! Check out how his look as changed over the past 50 years right here.
Oh Michael, what a fall from grace you've had.
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Labels: michael jackson
Thursday, August 28, 2008
OJ Simpson gets knocked on his ass...and MORE!!!
OJ gets KO'ed by his daughter! (smack)
LiLo and SamRo attack MiLo on their Myspaces. (candy)
It looks like the bottom of Eva Mendes' dress took Viagra. (ayyyy)
Who cheats on George Clooney?! This broad! (POTP)
Ruben Studdard owes Texas $200,000 in taxes. Damn that Mickey D's Dollar Menu! (gabby)
Kim Kardashian gets tatted up for her dad. (bitten)
Mick Foley officially signs with TNA! (wrestling)
Posted by Jadd at 7:12 PM 0 comments
Labels: eva mendes, George Clooney, kim kardashian, lindsay lohan, michael lohan, OJ Simpson, ruben studdard, samantha ronson, wrestling
Ric Flair still stylin' and profilin'
This is totally the wrestling geek in me coming out, but Ric Flair was on the Best Damn Sports Show the other day, and then TMZ caught him out on the streets. Granted I still think TMZ is a flaming pile of crap, but this video just shows how much The Nature Boy still is the man. WOOOOOOO!!!!
Check it out here!
Posted by Jadd at 8:32 AM 0 comments
Labels: ric flair
Hilary Duff's dad sent to jail!
You can't make this sh*t up. Hilary Duff's mom brought her dad to court and asked the judge for $25,000 for Hilary's 21st birthday party, which is what they spent on Haylie's 21st. Hil-dawg's dad Bob wasn't for it, but the judge actually granted Mama Duff's request and made Bobby pony up $12,500, but he wasn't done. He sentenced Bob to jail for 10 days for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval worth $367,537.
Whoops!
I bet $12,500 doesn't seem so bad now, huh Bobby-boy?
Posted by Jadd at 8:14 AM 0 comments
Labels: hilary duff
Hollywood still has Phelps Fever
Posted by Jadd at 7:22 AM 0 comments
Labels: michael phelps, snl, vma
The Hills cast makes WAY too much money
The Hills is the most popular show on MTV, that's a given. Frankly, I think it's the dumbest show on earth (but then again, I'm a guy. I'm not supposed to like it.) What sickens me more than the popularity of the show is the salary that each cast member makes. It literally makes me want to vomit. Check out the breakdown.
Lauren Conrad = $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag = $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt = $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge = $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port = $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner = $10,000 per episode
Lauren Bosworth (Lo) = $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt = $8,000 per episode
Posted by Jadd at 7:02 AM 0 comments
Labels: audrina patridge, brody jenner, douchebags who make way too much money, heidi montag, lauren bosworth, lauren conrad, spencer pratt, stephanie pratt, the hills, whitney port
LiLo getting sick of her dad
Lindsay Lohan is speaking out against her father's comments about...well, pretty much everything. Michael Lohan has run his mouth about Lindsay's mother Dina, her sister Ali, and her friend/girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and LiLo is sick of it.
He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love.
Kick him in the nuts, Lindsay!
Posted by Jadd at 6:47 AM 0 comments
Labels: lindsay lohan, michael lohan
JoJo passes out during performance
Anyway, during their performance of All My Life, JoJo isn't even on stage for the start, then randomly wanders back on stage and sings for about a good minute, then passes the hell out. And probably the best part, K-Ci just looks at him and keeps singing. Classic! Check it out!
Posted by Jadd at 6:31 AM 0 comments
Labels: crappy performances, k-ci and jojo
Weezer performs acoustic version of "Pork and Beans"
Some songs totally suck when they're performed acoustically, but I came across an acoustic version of Weezer's Pork and Beans and thought it rocked! Check it out here!
Posted by Jadd at 6:15 AM 0 comments
Labels: weezer
Hugh Hefner tying the knot?
Posted by Jadd at 6:04 AM 0 comments
Labels: girls next door, holly madison, hugh hefner
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Solange goes all Omarosa on a news anchor...and MORE!!!
Ron Jeremy interviewed by Time. No word on whether he finished prematurely or not. (smack)
Solange Knowles is a bitter biatch. (candy)
Kirsten Dunst and Mary-Kate Olsen...both dress like crap, and both look like they're taking a crap. (ayyyy)
Matthew McConaughey's dad dies the best way humanly possible. (POTP)
Jordin Sparks wants her some Simon. As in Cowell. As in wants him in naughty ways. (gabby)
Michael Lohan, lesbian hater? (bitten)
MISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDDDYYYYY out for 4-6 months...KENNEDYYYYY. (wrestling)
Posted by Jadd at 7:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: jordin sparks, kirsten dunst, mary kate olsen, matthew mcconaughey, michael lohan, ron jeremy, solange knowles, wrestling
Papa Lohan is Mad
Supposedly, Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all on her life... who cares about her life besides the past year with Lindsay? The answer is NOBODY and Papa Lohan agrees... though Lindsay's rep says the book isn't true... shamingly enough, I'd so read it if it was true haha
Papa's words:
"I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are.”
Who agrees? Disagrees? Book is prob just a rumor... darn...
Posted by Miss Manda at 11:05 AM 0 comments
Labels: lindsay lohan, samantha ronson
Desperate Housewives ladies gear up for Season 5
Check out the hot photos here!
Posted by Jadd at 8:50 AM 0 comments
Labels: desperate housewives
Fall Out Boy releases info on new album
Fall Out Boy's follow-up album to their hit Infinity On High will drop on November 4th (which also happens to be Election Day). The new joint is called Folie a Deux (French for "a madness shared by two"), and their first hit will be called I Don't Care.
I'm all sorts of jacked up! Hit up falloutboyrock.com for more info!
Posted by Jadd at 8:30 AM 2 comments
Labels: fall out boy
Madonna compares John McCain to Hitler
Controversy = Ratings, but calling a US Presidential candidate Adolf Hitler is taking it a little bit too far. Of course, this is all coming from someone who cheated on her husband with A-Rod. Skank.
Posted by Jadd at 8:23 AM 0 comments
Labels: john mccain, madonna
Jessica Alba Without Makeup...
Not that I'm a babe so I shouldn't be talking but then again I haven't made it on like the TOP 10 of EVERY HOT LIST.. i just don't get what the big deal is with Alba..
Posted by Miss Manda at 8:07 AM 1 comments
Labels: jessica alba
Heidi Montag releases video for new single
And before you ask, yes it's supposed to be slow. Like Heidi's brain.
Posted by Jadd at 8:02 AM 186 comments
Labels: heidi montag
America, Here Are Your Judges...
wow, this is just weird for me.. haha it's going to take a bit getting used to... here's one of the first pics of Idol's 4 judges together.. in NYC at Chelsea Piers...
Posted by Miss Manda at 7:59 AM 1 comments
Labels: American Idol
Demi Lovato shoots down a couple rumors
Camp Rock star Demi Lovato shot down rumors that her co-star, Joe Jonas, was dating Taylor Swift, saying that they would look good together but the rumors weren't true. She also said that even though Miley Cyrus mocked her and Selena Gomez in a YouTube video, there were no hard feelings and she was actually happy Miley even knew who she was.
Funny thing -- I had never heard of her until Miley made fun of her in that video.
Posted by Jadd at 7:29 AM 0 comments
Labels: demi lovato, joe jonas, miley cyrus, taylor swift
Paris and Benji still together?!
Posted by Jadd at 7:20 AM 0 comments
Labels: benji madden, paris hilton
Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton call off engagement
Posted by Jadd at 7:13 AM 0 comments
Labels: michael bolton, nicolette sheridan
Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed
Posted by Jadd at 6:31 AM 0 comments
Labels: kevin federline, michael lohan
Pepa puts out book
Sandy Denton, better known as Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa, will put out a book about her life at the end of the month. In the autobiography, she talks about her failed marriages, starring in The Surreal Life and The Salt-N-Pepa Show, the ups and downs of being in the group, and more.
Most of you know me as Pep, or Pepa, the fun-loving half of Salt-N-Pepa. I am the party girl, the one who is down for whatever. But behind the laughs and the smiles is a whole lot of pain.
She also touches on dealing with domestic abuse. Because you know, guys gotta make themselves feel macho by beating the crap out of their girlfriends/wives. Douchebags.
Posted by Jadd at 6:14 AM 0 comments
Labels: pepa, salt-n-pepa
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
An Ozzy-mentary on the way...and MORE!!!
Lindsay Lohan's future stepmother old enough to be her sister. (smack)
Brad Pitt wants to whore his kids out to the world. (candy)
Pamela Anderson puts on her best horse smile. (ayyyy)
The trailer for Paris Hilton's new reality show. (POTP)
Jack Osbourne planning a documentary about Ozzy. (gabby)
Dr. Dre's son found dead. (bitten)
John Cena out for 2-4 months with neck injury. (wresting)
Posted by Jadd at 9:45 PM 0 comments
Labels: brad pitt, dr. dre, jack osbourne, lindsay lohan, ozzy osbourne, pamela anderson, paris hilton, wrestling
Dr. Dre's Son Found Dead...
Sad.. he was only 20 years old.. not sure what the cause of death was yet.. but sad..
A rep for the rapper says, "Dr. Dre is mourning the loss of his son Andre Young, Jr."
Posted by Miss Manda at 1:13 PM 0 comments
Labels: dr. dre
Paula Abdul Excited about New Judge
Paula doesn't feel threatened by the presence of another female judge in the upcoming season of IDOL.. she welcomes her... "It’s about time another girl joined,” Abdul told PEOPLE Monday at the U.S. Open opening night celebration in Flushing, N.Y. “More girl power.”
The two have been friends for a while so there is no tension.. they worked together on a song for Kylie Mignogue back in the day...
But will adding another female judge take the spotlight away from Abdul? “No,” says the singer. “This is great for the show. I’ve been waiting for this. I really have and people will love her. She’s great!”
Posted by Miss Manda at 1:08 PM 1 comments
Labels: American Idol, paula abdul