Here's a pic of the paparazzo that Britney may have porked... brought to you by the letter "P"

Imagine for a moment:
You're Britney Spears.
Your kid sister just got pregnant and is stealing some of your attention in the dirt rags (and on crappy websites like this one).
What do you do???

Go on a peeing spree at gas stations and sleep with a paparazzo who makes a living feeding off of you like lice on a 7 year-old.

That's the latest update on Britney and without going into too much detail, here's the photographer she may have had some sex with.

And he's married!!!

How will Jamie Lynn counter??? And will this photog shmoe start taking pictures of himself now that he's in the buzz for a minute??? Whenever you take pictures of yourself you look like you have nine chins so he better watch out.