Guess The Celebrity.. part two!!!

Can you guess the celebrity?! This was taken this past weekend while going to have breakfast with her children...!

Paris Hilton and K-Fed... A COUPLE?!

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hit up the clubs in Vegas this past weekend! People Magazine are reporting K-Fed spent the night in Paris' room..... but Page Six reports that's not true.. Is K-Fed trying to get another alimony check ?? Or maybe more child support!!??

What do you guys THINK?! Remember EVERYONE can comment!!!

Celebrity Dirt -- 2008 Prediction Spectacular

ALSO -- leave YOUR 2008 celebrity predictions as a comment here (just click comments below - duh). And remember - ANYONE can leave comments on any article at this blog, you don't need an account. Because sharing is fun. Unless it's Skittles. I don't share my Skittles.

Miley Cyrus & Nick Jonas Split

Miley Cyrus has been on tour with the Jonas Brothers. Miley has "secretly" been dating Nick Jonas.

Before the secret was actually confirmed, the two have split.

I guess it's one of those "if a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to hear it" type of situations.

I wonder if he dumped her because he was jealous of that weird 40 year-old woman she's been eating Twizzlers with in those infamous so-called racey Myspace pics.





PS -- I suddenly feel really, really old.

Look at Fergie's massive diamond!

If she punched you with that hand, she would kill you.

But rest assured she would probably break a knuckle or two because punching with a really large ring on is painful and slightly dangerous.

Anyway -- feel the chill of that large chunk of ice. Brrr....

Linday's Ex Seeking Revenge

Lindsay Lohan's former man Riley Giles has started selling personal pics of her. He sold a package of pics including the one above..

He is claiming she has replaced her addiction to drugs and booze with sex.. saying he and LL had sex 4 times in a row one time, and always wanted it.

Does Crazy Mess = Crazy Tress?

Does Crazy Mess= Crazy Tress?

Which looks better...

Britney Spears pile of cheap weave propped on the top of her head?

OR

Amy Winehouse's tangled dirty beehive?

Sorry Boys.. Jessica Alba Just Got Engaged.

Jessica and her now fiance Cash Warren got engaged this week..

"I can confirm that they are engaged," Alba's publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday. The couple is expecting their first child in late spring or early summer, Cafarelli said.

Sorry boys.. =(

Topanga's DUI

Danielle Fishel was arrested for a drunk driving warrant.

Fishel was arrested Thursday just before 5 a.m. after officers stopped a car she was in, said Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. She was released from jail shortly after her arrest.

Can anyone remember what show she was from.. ?!

Guess correctly and I will send you a purple elephant! *

*not.

Is My Shirt See-Through Y'all?

Brit was wearing this when out n about w/ her new f*ck buddy Mr Ugly Married Photog... Is it just me or is this shirt a bit revealing? She is looking slimmer these days too...

Paris May Be POOR Soon...

Paris' Grampa has promised to donate 97% of his 2.3 Billion dollar fortune to charity.. He reportedly is embarrassed by his granddaughter and believes she has made the Hilton family seem like a joke!

All I can say to Paris is... that really blows..

If anyone is bored, can you do the math and tell me how much 97% of 2.3 Billion is.. I'm curious and too lazy (and too stupid) to do the math!

The Spears Are Falling Apart!

Jamie Lynne's father, Jamie Spears did not visit his family for the holidays. He is reportedly upset that Jamie Lynne's Mother, Lynn Spears profited by selling the right of her daughter's pregnancy story to Ok Magazine for 1 million dollars. ((Holy Crap 1 million dollars..!!!!))

Jamie doesn't get a penny from either of his daughters.. he is mad because he works really hard to get money and he watched Lynn profit from their fame.

Oh and this goes without saying but a month or two back I wrote that the girls mother was writing a book on parenting.. well the book has been canceled.. hmm I wonder WHY?!

Here's a pic of the paparazzo that Britney may have porked... brought to you by the letter "P"

Imagine for a moment:
You're Britney Spears.
Your kid sister just got pregnant and is stealing some of your attention in the dirt rags (and on crappy websites like this one).
What do you do???

Go on a peeing spree at gas stations and sleep with a paparazzo who makes a living feeding off of you like lice on a 7 year-old.

That's the latest update on Britney and without going into too much detail, here's the photographer she may have had some sex with.

And he's married!!!

How will Jamie Lynn counter??? And will this photog shmoe start taking pictures of himself now that he's in the buzz for a minute??? Whenever you take pictures of yourself you look like you have nine chins so he better watch out.

The paps snap Mischa Barton leaving jail. Fug.

Ooph. She looked much hotter in her mugshot.
Guess she looks better drunk.

Or maybe I was still drunk when I saw her mugshot.

I need a beer.

Mischa Barton busted for DUI - here's the mugshot!

The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”
When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”Barton is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. The L.A. County Sheriffs’ Inmate Information website called her “Mischa Burton.” Sources tell us that Mischa has been “very cooperative” and “no trouble at all.”

They also found narcotics of some sort on her.
I personally think that Mooshy Fartin' looks better in her mugshot than in most of the papshots nowadays!
And notice it says "while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage." When you weigh 26 pounds, one alcoholic beverage will muss you up!

Miley Cyrus' risque Myspace pics surface!

Miley Cyrus is supposed to be a "wholesome girl" with values and blah-blahbiddy-blah. Well - some are up in arms about some risque Myspace pics that have leaked of Miley. Here they are:






What do you think??? From a freak-out scale of 1-10, 1 being "a nun could do that stuff" to 10 being "I'm so shocked by those photos that I just shaved off my eyebrows and am humming nonsense to myself in the corner so stop looking at me before I throw poop at you," where do you stand on these pictures?

(Even if you're not a registered user, you can comment - just so you know.)

Fergie is engaged!

Big Christmas for Fergie-Ferg. She, 35, got engaged to Josh Duhamel, 32. The two have been dating on-and-off since 2004.

And to celebrate her engagement, enjoy this picture of me and a wax figurine of Fergie --- which scary enough --- is actually her!

Hope Josh loves making out with candles!

Congrats guys!!!

Get drunk with the Hilton sisters on New Years Eve for $3100!

Kathy Hilton is auctioning off a special invite for 2 to Paris & Nicky Hilton's New Years Eve party at LAX in Vegas. You'll get plane tickets to Las Vegas), hotel stay at Luxor Hotel and Casino, your hair and make-up did by Paris & Nicky's personal stylist, and probably some champagne at midnight. Bidding sits at $3100 right now and bidding ends in 1 hour as of this post.

So you can spend $3100 to be ignored all night by the Hiltons, OR for $400 more you can RENT Tara Reid on New Years.

It's like she's a frickin' refridgerator at Rent-A-Center. Except she drinks a lot. And smells.

Here's the link to that silly little auction by the way.

UPDATE: It went for $4,049! You could get Tara Reid AND a used refridgerator for that!

Guess the celebrity!!!

Let's play a game. I'll show you a picture of a celebrity - face and all - you simply tell me who it is.

Sounds easy enough, right?

And - as a hint - you've seen this woman many, many times. She's very famous. OK. Now the picture. Leave your guess as a comment. (You can leave guesses even as a guest, I believe, so do it!)



I'll give you the answer tomorrow.

Damn. "Tomorrow" sure took a while to get here. :)
It's Carmen Electra as most of you figured out by now.
She looks wack, huh?

Lilly Allen is pregnant

Lilly Allen is reportedly pregnant too!

Look for a mysterious recall on all Trojan brand condoms soon.

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

It must be something in the DNA. OK Magazine has an exclusive interview with Jamie Lynn Spears and mother Lynn confirming her pregnancy. Jamie Lynn is just 16 and the dad is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge - pictured here (still in his awkward teen faze) with Jamie Lynn.

Momma Lynn tells the magazine, "She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

She's never late for her curfew... but you know what she's doing until curfew??? Being a baby-making-machine!

"Zoe 101" obviously never paid any attention during sex ed.

Celebrity Dirt -- Michael Jackson's Bandaid Face at Barnes & Noble

Pamela Anderson is getting divorced.

Pamela Anderson and internet-sex-tape-sensation Rick Solomon are getting divorced. The couple was married for all of two months.

The question is: who will get custody of the crabs???

Happy Birthday, Beethoven!!!

If Ludwig Van Beethoven was still alive, he'd be 237 years old today.
He'd most likely be hanging out with hot chicks.
Sipping caramel macchiatos at Starbucks while surfing the net.
And running his own hair salon in NYC.

Happy Birthday, Beethoven. Your music and hair are awesome.

Britney Spears is getting married again.

That's the word. And the lucky guy she's marrying? Sam Lutfi. Here he is in the only 2 pictures I could dig up on him:




Britney's dating has been trending down... HARD! First Justin, then K-Fed, now this Shmoe??? He looks like my mailguy, who's 53. (And a very nice man as a side-note.)

Reportedly K-Fed has seen this guy lose his temper on a number of occasions and wants him NOWHERE near the kids. If Britney has the kids around this guy, she'll most likely lose them (again). But Britney seems to lose her kids more often than I lose pens, so look for it to happen soon. And thank God for computers and their glorious wired keyboards. Screw pens.

Britney Spears -- digitally modified for new video "Piece Of Me" -- before and after!

Not really a big surprise, I know. But here's the before and after of a still-shot from her new video:



And yeah I took the pic from Perez. You could tell by the 4 year old hand-writing on it, right? At least there weren't any "stains" hanging from her mouth. Those just get funnier and funnier! Just like paper cuts. And stop posting shit about yourself. You're NOT a celebrity.

Anyway - something tells me Brit-Brit carries a circus mirror with her at all times so if a guy is interested in her she can look at them through the bent mirror and look hot in real time.

Jennifer Love Hewitt would be so sad for you.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant!

Rumored - J-Love found out she was preggo in November just before Thanksgiving and right around the time Ross McCall proposed to her. After they got the news, they jetted off to Hawaii to celebrate where these infamous pictures were taken:



Maybe her ass is pregnant?

Who Would You Rather?

OR

I was inspired by my last post...
Janice Dickinson says Love is healthy and Tyra is fat..

Who would you rather:

Jennifer Love Hewwit

or

Tyra Banks

( I vote Tyra..!)

Dickinson Sticks Up For J-Love!!!

Janice Dickinson was interviewed a few days ago on The Today Show.. she brought up J-Love saying she is very healthy and the photos of her were taken in very unflattering angles.. and of course she didn't just leave it there, she felt like she needed to tell us who is actually fat..

"You want to see someone who's fat, I'm sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat"

Ohhh no she didn't!! You think Tyra is going to fire back?

No Wonder She's Rich, She's Made of GOLD!

Paris posed nude while covered in gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation... according to the Sun:

"The hotel heiress posed in California’s Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions. "

Yes, I do believe these pics will cure some "droughts" .. but not in the way they had planned ;-)

Britney Turned Down American Idol!

Miss Brit turned down a chance to be a celeb judge or performed on American Idol! Producer or AI Nigel Lythgoe said in a conference call :

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he continued. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together." Lythgoe added that Spears is an "exceptionally talented girl" but "needs taking care of right now."

Also, Brit's new video for "Piece of Me" will air tonight at 11:01 pm on Britney.com ... let's see if it is better than her last.. I have to admit I really do like her new song... ! Why don't ya check it out and tell us what you think, is it better than "Gimme More" ?

David Letterman Is Letting Himself Go (pic)

Sweet Candace!!! End this gag-danged writer's strike already!!!

J-Love Is Engaged - So why is she kissing THAT???

It's been a few posts since a Jennifer Love Hewitt mention (so it was a small streak!). So here's a sweet photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tongue tag with a really beautiful woman!!! Not much else to say about it. No story... I have no idea WTF is going on here. Feel free to enlighten me - fake made-up stories gladly accepted.

Also - I heard a small chunk of inside J-Love juice last night from "an insider." Jennifer doesn't drink, smoke, or swear... EVER! But she DOES make out with hot girls while she's engaged? Holy wow!

Fug Of the Day: Mischa Barton

Mischa displays why wearing Glad Bags is a fashion no no yesterday in Ireland at the premiere of her new movie, "I Don't Care the Title Of It."

Oh and her shirt looks like shit too. Just thought I'd point that out.

Celebrity Dirt -- Jessica Simpson Gets Naked For Movie

Celebrity Dirt -- Jenna Bush Calls G.W. Live On Ellen

Ashley Tisdale's New Nose

They must have lobbed off a good 4 or 5 inches!!! It's no Ashlee Simpson, but still an UPGRADE from me!

However Jennifer Love Hewitt will be dissappointed. If you have a little more junk in your nose, be proud of it!!! (Just wanted to keep the J-Love Streak alive! Melinda & kAEdo... keep it going!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Engagement Ring

J-Love's big rock matches her big booty. And she likes them both that way, thank you!

Evanescence's Amy Lee Is Blowin' Up... at least in the facial-area. (hahaha I just said "facial." sweet.)

If she pooped out her contact lenses, Amy Lee could BE Delta Burke!

Sidethought A: Jennifer Love Hewitt is now a fan of Evanescence. (If you're in the dark, watch "Celebrity Dirt" in the post below.)

Sidethought B: "Designing Women" rules!