Jennifer Aniston skips her own premiere

Jennifer Aniston may have walked the red carpet for the premiere of her new flick, He's Just Not That Into You, but she didn't stay for the actual viewing. Instead, she snuck out and hit up an LA hot spot, and was seen with her hands all over David Spade. Her BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette was with her, too.

Seriously, how does a guy that looks like David pull in so much ass?

Angelina Jolie loses her Oscar

Remember back in 1999 when Angelina Jolie won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in Girl, Interrupted, and then caused a huge stir when she open-mouth kissed her brother? Well, turns out Angelina actually lost that Oscar. She gave it to her mother after she won, who's actually dead now. Apparently, she didn't tell Angie where she put the statuette, because she can't find it!
I can't imagine losing an Oscar. Seriously, how the hell do you LOSE an Oscar?!

Demi Moore is a kickass wife

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J-Lo and Marc Anthony are weird

In a move that I just don't understand, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, who have been rumored to be on the outs, just bought another house together. The weird part -- it was the house next door to them. They dropped $2 mil on it.

The only thing I can think is maybe they just want more yard space for their kids? Who the hell knows -- Hollywood stars don't make sense.

Is Madonna playing A-Rod?

New York Yankees' third baseman Alex Rodriguez has been getting pretty pissed off lately at seeing pictures of Madonna parading around all over the place with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz. When he confronted her, Madonna told him not to worry, that he was simply just a decoy to no one would catch onto her and A-Rod's relationship.

And when a sex tape of Madonna and Jesus eventually comes out, I'm sure she'll tell A-Rod that it was strictly strategic.

Miley responds to racist photo

It took a few days, but Miley Cyrus has finally responded to the backlash she got for a picture taken of her and her friends with them pulling their eyelids back, which many felt mocked the Asian culture. Apparently, that wasn't what Miley and her friends were doing, and she took offense to anyone thinking she's a racist.

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized.

Hmmm, so if everyone thought that she was making fun of Asians in this picture, and she said she's making a goofy face, is she saying that she thinks Asians look goofy? Okay, so that's a stretch, but really? There's a ton of goofy faces to make, and you make that one? I'm tellin you...the new generation of celebs is made up of a bunch of dummies.

Michael Phelps gets suspended

Nothing like rubbing salt in the wound. There's still fall out for Michael Phelps from the picture of him taking a hit from a bong. Yesterday, he was suspended for 3 months without pay from USA Swimming, and Kellogg Co. dropped him as his sponsor, saying that his behavior is "not consistent with the image of Kellogg.. No sponsorships = no dough.

I said it before and I'll stand by it, he's a total dumbass for letting that picture of him be taken, knowing how much he's in the public eye. That being said, whoever actually released the picture is a total a-hole and probably legit just ruined his career.

Hilary Duff WILL put the verbal smackdown on you...and MORE!!!

If I said my Celebrity Poll was 12 inches, would you still take it? (celeb news)

Hilary Duff burns Faye Dunaway's old wrinkly ass!! (smack)

Woo hoo, more Diva Drama!! Beyonce vs Etta James! (candy)

If the Pussycat Dolls weren't dressed like sluts, you wouldn't know who they were. (ayyyy)

Welcome back to the limelight, Eliza Dushku. Thanks for leaving your clothes behind. (POTP)

Denise Richards is bringing her complicated ass to Dancing with the Stars. (gabby)

Jude Law is a tranny?! (bitten)

No more WWE Divas getting nekkid?! (wrestling)

Angelina wants more kids

Less than a year after Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox and Vivienne, her and Brad are saying that they already want more babies. Doctors told her not to get pregnant again for at least a year, but he said they're going for the gold already.

We average about two a year, so I guess we're overdue, aren't we? We haven't found any reason to stop yet. It's chaos at times but there is such joy in the house. I look and there's our boy from Vietnam [Pax] and our daughter from Ethiopia [Zahara] and our girl was born in Namibia [Shiloh] and our son is from Cambodia [Maddox]... They're brothers and sisters, and it's a sight for elation.

Angelina is on a brand new fertility diet to get knocked up. Damn...they're gonna have enough kids to start a frickin' village soon!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt in custody battle

How is it possible to be tangled up in a custody battle if you don't have a child? Ask Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is fighting head-to-head with her ex-fiance Ross McCall over custody of their dog Mona. Apparently, Jen has been training the dog to answer to a different name, so that no one else will be able to call her.

I've always been a fan of Jen's (and her rack, obviously), but that's just childish. If she REALLY wants to win the dog's heart, she should slather herself in bacon grease.

Bret Michaels and Jennifer Aniston?!

Bret Michaels has come out and admitted that he has a HUGE crush on Jennifer Aniston. He thinks she's the perfect mix of hotness, party girl, and someone he can bring home to Mom. He's planning on moving right in for the kill if things don't work out for her and John Mayer.

Call me crazy, but I don't really see Jen with Bret. When you makeout with a house full of skanks and have 3 reality shows to try and find the love of your life, I don't exactly see it as a turn-on for a celebrity.

Farrah Fawcett doing well after chemo

Farrah Fawcett has been battling cancer for the last handful of years, and she decided about 6 months ago to stop her chemotherapy all together and try another form of treatment. She went to Germany for to have some alternative procedures done and is said to be doing GREAT! She's now back in LA working on strengthening her immune system.

Maybe Farrah should pass the word of what treatments she got to Patrick Swayze so he can put those "death bed" rumors to rest once and for all.

Victoria Beckham joining X Factor?

Since Simon Cowell booted Kelly Brook as a judge of The X Factor a few weeks ago, he's been searching desperately for another judge, and has it narrowed down to 3 ladies. Lily Allen, Charlotte Church, and his personal favorite, Victoria Beckham. He's offering Posh a sweet $1.4 mil to hop on board as the final judge for the show.

It's a shame I don't live in the UK. I'd love seeing her on my TV every week.

Angie Everhart is pregnant

Congrats to the insanely gorgeous Angie Everhart, who just found out she's 4-months pregnant. She actually said that she's going to be raising the baby as a single mother. She has dated Joe Pesci, Sly Stallone, and Howard Stern in the past, and was even married for a minute to Ashley Hamilton, but didn't give up any info on the baby's father except that he was excited.

Congrats to Angie on getting the first tadpole in her tummy!

Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

Britney's tour WILL go on!

We reported yesterday (in the link list I believe) that Britney Spears' tour was in danger of being cancelled because of Kevin Federline. Fear not, Britter's Critters -- the show WILL go on! The whole issue surrounded Brit and Kev's kids Sean Preston and Jayden James. Kev didn't want the kids to go with Britney on tour at all, which triggered Brit to threaten to cancel the tour if they couldn't come. But the 2 kids will travel with her for the entire length of the tour, so all is well!!

Good thing, too. There would've been A LOT of pissed off people if she cancelled it.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Jennifer Connelly

"Maybe if I smile wide enough and people see how much gum I show, they won't notice my big ass head."

(Kidding, Jennifer...I think you look sensational in this pic.)

Top 10 searched reality stars

Reality TV has rocketed tons of people into total super-stardom, and a Top 10 list of the Most Searched Reality TV Stars has been released. Not too shocking, Kim Kardashian tops the list for pics like this (and also getting rammed on camera by Ray J, but that's just details.) Here's the complete Top 10 list below!

1. Kim Kardashian
2. Lauren Conrad
3. David Cook
4. David Archuleta
5. Jillian Michaels
6. Whitney Port
7. Jason Mesnick
8. Brody Jenner
9. Tila Tequila
10. Spencer Pratt

I'm actually pumped Jillian Michaels made it on the list. But I'm sure most people search for her workout tapes so they can get their asses kicked into shape.

Celebrity Look-alikes!!!

Left: Katie Holmes on vacation in Rio de Janeiro
Right: WWE superstar The Big Show

Weezy has a daddy complex

Lil Wayne was a guest of Katie Couric on the annual All Access Grammy Special and actually got pretty deep with Katie and offered up some really personal info, including why he goes by Wayne instead of his birth name of Dwayne.

I'm a junior and my father is living ... he's never been in my life, so I don't want to be Dwayne. I'd rather be Wayne.

As much as I want to feel for the guy, I still don't like him for blowing off a concert in Boston a few months back because he just didn't feel like walking through a metal detector. Having a sh*tty father or not, that's no excuse to piss off fans and blow off a performance.