Miley...loves...Sex...

...and the City! Ha! You thought I meant legit sex! GOTCHA!!

Okay, now that my lame joke of the day is over, I'll move on. Miley Cyrus has come out and said she wants to make a younger, cleaner version of the hit HBO show-turned-movie Sex and the City. That's like saying you want to tone down your cocaine use, so you're just going to smoke weed.

And it gets better. Miley says she feels like she's the girl that no one can get. Miley, I've seen you in your underwear, covered by a sheet, in a white wet t-shirt, and see your nipple through your shirt in that pic to the left. I feel like I've already had you 3 times. Plus you have the mouth of a horse.