Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Ron Jeremy Is the Best Rapper In the "Dirty South"
I'm posting this because it's worth watching for at least 45 seconds. Listen to Ron Jeremy's cheesy-ass rap voice and gawk at his cheesy-ass facial expressions. Dope!
Britney's Ass Out In Public Again!
There once was a time when we would all party like it was Grandma Edna's 90th birthday bash when we heard that there was a Britney Spears ass-sighting.
Unfortunately those times (just like Grandma Edna) have passed.
But nonetheless, the ass was out there for everyone to see yesterday so being the Dirt-flinger I am, I present the ass shot to you.
Oh Britney.
JOUST: The movie?!?!?
Hollywood has surely run out of ideas. First a live action "Underdog," then a CG (hip hop) "Alvin & the Chipmunks" was announced, and now a new low:
1980's Atari game "Joust" is coming to the big screen.
Christine Peters (Area 51, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) and Michael Cerenzie (Blackout, Black Water Transit) will be producing the movie that they say will target the under 25 crowd.
Ummm... the game came out OVER 25 years ago dumbasses! And it's a game about people trying to knock each other off the backs of ostriches! If that's movie-worthy, I can't wait for the movie adaptation of Pong!!!
Check out the screenshot and just imagine the possibities for the movie:
I hope they cast Ben Affleck as the lead.
Dancing With the Stars 5 Cast Announced... and they all have their legs!
The cast for Dancing With the Stars 5 has been announced. Here they are:
- Wayne Newton, Vegas headliner
- Floyd Mayweather Jr, boxer
- Entrepreneur Mark Cuban
- Melanie Brown, aka “Scary Spice” and Mel B.
- Sabrina Bryan of Disney Channel’s Cheetah Girls.
- Indianapolis 500 champ Helio Castroneves
- Actress Jennie Garth
- Model-actress Josie Maran
- Soap star Cameron Mathison
- Singer Marie Osmond
- Model Albert Reed
- Actress Jane Seymour
Man... Wayne Newton??? Hopefully he can still move. We all know his face hasn't moved in like 9 years. He couldn't stop smiling if he tried.
Rihanna is dating....
Shia LaBeouf! Wow! He's come a long way since "Even Stevens!" And I always thought the sister would be a break-out star too. As it turns out the only break she'll get is a 15 minute one for a smoke at Corn Dog On A Stick. But Shia and Rihanna are a pretty cool couple. Hope they last a few weeks.
