Heidi Montag's Lip Job

Heidi Montag will eventually be hot.

At which point she'll be 6% natural. But heck -- foods from the natural food isle taste like air anyway.

Rome wasn't built in a day though. And no plastic surgeon can work on personality flaws.

Nice lips. Those wax ones I used to buy as a kid were more real. And they tasted like cherry which was kickass.