Britney Spears is getting married again.

That's the word. And the lucky guy she's marrying? Sam Lutfi. Here he is in the only 2 pictures I could dig up on him:




Britney's dating has been trending down... HARD! First Justin, then K-Fed, now this Shmoe??? He looks like my mailguy, who's 53. (And a very nice man as a side-note.)

Reportedly K-Fed has seen this guy lose his temper on a number of occasions and wants him NOWHERE near the kids. If Britney has the kids around this guy, she'll most likely lose them (again). But Britney seems to lose her kids more often than I lose pens, so look for it to happen soon. And thank God for computers and their glorious wired keyboards. Screw pens.