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Jadd's new blog

So check it out peeps -- I decided to start my own blog. I'm gonna make it the most funny, random, and wiseass advice blog that will ever hit the Internet. It's called Life Tips to Steak Tips and it's really gonna cover any and everything you need advice on.

So go hit up the site for more info, and if you wanna start sending questions/problems that you need advice on now (I know I said I'd be wiseass, but I promise I'm gonna give actual advice in there too), send them to lifetipssteaktips@gmail.com -- PLEASE pass the word and help this blow up as big as Celebrity Dirt...and MORE!!

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet done for good...and MORE!!

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet officially divorce. (amygrindhouse)

Lily Allen sniffed some nose candy? (smack)

Eminem and Kim Mathers officially over. Again. (bedhead)

No babies for Speidi! (POTP)

The Duggars expecting baby #19 -- f*cking hussies. (gabby)

Donald Trump fixes Miss Universe pageant? (bitten)

Rey Mysterio/IC title situation! (wrestling)

Charles Gibson retiring

After almost 35 years as a news anchor for ABC, Charles Gibson is retiring. He's going to continue hosting World News through the end of the year, then Diane Sawyer will take over the reigns. (Side note: Diane will become the second female network anchor, joining Katie Couric.) In an email to his co-workers, Charles had this to say:

It has not been an easy decision to make. This has been my professional home for almost 35 years. And I love this news department, and all who work in it, to the depths of my soul.

Makes you wonder what's going to happen to Good Morning America since Diane is going to be switching shows to World News -- will she do both, or drop GMA? P.S. is it me, or is Diane the hottest 63-year-old chick ever?

Madonna collapses

We got word that Madonna collapsed a couple days ago while performing her song Holiday in Bulgaria, so naturally I searched around for the video. And this is what I came up with..check it below, then read on.



It kinda looks like it was part of the act to me, don't you think?

DJ AM suicide

There's rumors floating around (and some investigators actually believe the rumors) that DJ AM didn't die accidentally, but instead it was suicide. Of course, no one wants to believe someone that successful with a lot of things going for them would kill themselves, but there's some evidence that makes it lean more toward suicide than accidental death. According to law enforcement sources, AM was found with 8 undigested pills of OxyContin in his stomach and a 9th in his mouth. It's believed that he was starting to lose consciousness and never ended up getting to swallow the 9th pill.

Hopefully this is all just happenstance (I f*cking love that word) and untrue rumors, but I dunno...I have a feeling it's possibly true. They also found an old Valentine's Day card from his ex-girlfriend Haley Wood on his laptops on the coffee table. Sad news if it's true...

Whitney Houston comeback

Whitney Houston rocked Central Park in New York City during Good Morning America this morning and sang a good few songs, but stopped to apologize to fans for her voice not being 100%. She said she did Oprah yesterday and has just been talking nonstop that she hasn't had a chance to rest her voice. She still killed it though. Check out video of her singing I'm Every Woman below.

Blink-182 postpones tour dates

After the sudden death of DJ AM (Adam Goldstein), Blink-182 has decided to cancel their next few tour dates so that drummer Travis Barker has time to grieve and get his mind straight before they head back out. They left an official statement about it on their website.

After much thought and consideration, Blink-182 has rescheduled their next two shows in order for Travis Barker to mourn the loss of his dear friend Adam Goldstein.

You gotta feel bad for this guy -- a year ago he barely survives a plane crash with the guy, and then he randomly finds out one of his best friends is found dead? Celebrity Dirt has your back, Travis!

Holly Madison Life & Style magazine

Holly Madison rocks an interview in the October issue of Life & Style magazine and talks about a ton of stuff, including how Hugh Hefner used to make her feel like a puddle of cat piss, and she also dishes dirt on becoming half-plastic. Check out the highlights below.

On her pre-plastic surgery body: "I always stuffed my bra. In fact, I had a boyfriend for years, and we moved so slowly. We didn't have sex for a long time because I had to gradually bring down my bra size so he wouldn't find out I stuffed my bra!"

On her issues with confidence: "Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls... You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef's girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It's kind of weird."

On going under the knife: "When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown... I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs. Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today... My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

On future enhancements: "I wouldn't consider more surgery - unless my body implodes after I have kids! And I'm scared of getting stuff [like Botox] put into my face. It makes you look like you have a rubber mask on. Beauty is truly on the inside. Looks don't define you - they're just a tool to get what you want."

Tony Romo Candice Crawford dating

Just a couple months after dumping Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo didn't waste too much time moving onto a beauty queen. He's dating Chace Crawford's sister Candice, who won the Miss Missouri title last year. Jessica hasn't weighed in on it yet, but this is gonna come back and cause a ton of drama. Tony and Chace are apparently wicked tight, and now Tony is dating his buddy's sister -- that NEVER ends well.

David Boreanaz baby

Congrats goes out to David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Bergman on the birth of their second child, Bardot Vita. Bardot (who is a girl, by the way) weighed in at 7 lbs 14 oz when she came sliding out of Jaime's mommy hole, and mother and daughter are both doing well.

Congrats again...but you should be kicked in the junk for the baby name. Bardot Vita? Really?

La Toya Jackson Home

La Toya Jackson wasn't really going to make a huge hoopla deal about her new album coming out, but she's decided to release her first single Home as a tribute to her brother Michael. The song was recorded before MJ died, but she said she feels like it's a great song to pay tribute to him. You can check out the song and video below, and also check out the promo banner above, where MJ is pictured looking down on her from above (A.K.A. Heaven)

Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Quick Trim

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe are being used as the faces of a new weight loss product called Quick Trim. The product isn't FDA approved yet, but Kim and Khloe are saying it totally works wonders. It came out yesterday, and Khloe gave her fans a heads up on Twitter by saying, "Quick Trim comes out today! Buy or die!" Kim also threw something up on her website, talking about how "Quick Trim helped boost my metabolism and jump start my weight loss!"

Man, f*ck that pill sh*t. You wanna lose weight, hop your fat ass on a treadmill and lose weight the old-fashioned way. That's what I'm doing and I'm already down 15 pounds...I don't need no crap ass pills to help me.

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex and the City 2

Check out these pics of Sarah Jessica Parker doing it up Carrie Bradshaw style and filming some of the first scenes for Sex and the City 2!

Nice chicken legs, SJP.

Halle Berry pregnant

Congrats goes out to Halle Berry after a close friend of hers confirmed to Life & Style magazine that she's 3 months pregnant with her second child. Her friend said that Halle is super jacked up to be knocked up again, especially since she struggled so much to get pregnant the first time with her daughter Nahla (really...she named it after a character in the f*cking Lion King.)

Her rep hasn't responded to the story, but either way, congrats Halle! Can't wait to see your pregnancy boobs come back!

Those Desperate Housewives LOVE teasin us...and MORE!!

Desperate Housewives Season 6 teaser! (amygrindhouse)

Britney and the fam rock Miami. (smack)

Melrose Place poster! (bedhead)

Rebecca Gayheart and Kate Walsh show off some leg. (ayyyy)

Kanye's ex looks like she's gonna f*cking kill you. (POTP)

Renee Zellweger in car accident. (gabby)

DJ AM funeral deets. (bitten)

TNA star arrested! (wrestling)

Megan Fox Cosmopolitan quotes

Megan Fox is known for saying some of the most hilarious, most random, and most stupid things ever. And it's no different when she's interviewed in the October issue of Cosmo. Just check out these quotes she busted out during the interview.

-- "I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it's a superiority complex--my needing to keep them down... Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."

-- "I'm very confident in how I project my personality. But in terms of how I look, I'm completely, hysterically insecure. I'm self-loathing, introverted and neurotic...I don't like being seen. I want to be invisible."

--"It's fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don't know if I'm hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don't give a sh--. I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own."

-- "Every time I go on stage - instant diarrhea."

Now that's a broad you bring home to Mom.

Shania Twain letter to fans

Since she divorced her husband Mutt Lange after 14 years of marriage last year, Shania Twain has been pretty much living on the down-low. But she showed she still has some life left in her yesterday when she posted a letter to her fans on her website talking about where she's at now and how she's doing. Check it out below.

Hello everyone,

Thought I would drop a line to catch you up on things in my life and what better time than on my birthday.

I feel very much alive and well, ready to take on the gift of another year. I've been on a few interesting trips, reading some helpful and motivating books, meeting fascinating people and getting the most out of life that I possibly can. Living, loving, laughing and dreaming have become highest on my list of priorities. I'm looking for places to be and things to do that inspire me to write and be creative, concentrating on moving on and forward.

When I wake up each day I remind myself how lucky I am to have all the beautiful things I do in my life and allow that gratitude to fuel me for the day, taking one day at a time. I try not to worry about tomorrow since I realize I can't control what it will bring or whether tomorrow will even come. So, I focus on today and treat every minute with the respect it deserves and not take it for granted. I steer my energies toward being productive and finding motivation from every person, place and thing I encounter.

Traveling has helped a great deal. I consider myself on a journey of discovery and recovery. I don't accept to be held down by the past, nor do I expect too much of the future. This allows me to dream freely with no strings attached.

I recently read something very encouraging to someone like myself, who lives and loves to dream: "PLANS HAVE TO BE REALISTIC, DREAMS DON'T." Of course, I love this notion and allow myself to dream positive things and plan to live them out.

I make a point of surrounding myself with fun, positive, compassionate, loving people. Loved ones I can trust. After all, good company brings good feelings and feeling good just makes life more pleasant. The love and understanding of my friends and family have pulled me through the recent difficult time. It's as if several hands grabbed me by the scruff of the neck during my lowest moment and promised not to let go till I was safe. They kept their promise, and I want to thank them, my lifesavers.

So, thank you my dear friends and family. Thank you to the fans as well for your words of comfort and encouragement.

All this has given me enormous strength.

A dear friend and true gentleman by the name of Fred, has been the most constant companion of support for both Eja and me, and having gone through the suffering of his family splitting apart at the same time under the same extreme circumstances, he understood me better than anyone. We leaned on one another through the ups and downs, taking turns holding each other up. We've become stronger and closer through it all, as have our children Eja and Johanna (Fred's 8 year old daughter).

"The kids" came along on several of the trips you'll see in the montage. My mother often called me her little Gypsy so it's no surprise that travel is working for me in finding inspiration through seeing new and fascinating things. I'm putting that inspiration in to writing and more dreaming.

The best part about my dreams lately, is that not only am I allowing myself to dream, I set those dreams into action and live them out.

Fred filmed and snapped away during the travel adventures of the last six months, capturing the dreams becoming reality. The home footage is full of happy faces, beautiful, interesting places and lots of horses. Yeah!

When I reflect on it all, it's clear how remarkably active my life has been since last December - a time in the life of someone working hard to "move on" and succeeding. Life has been gracious to me and the images show that very clearly.

Why I decided to share this personal side of my life with you at this point is to answer the questions I get asked so often lately: "how are you, where have you been and what have you been doing?"

A big part of the answer is in the montage. I'm "okay" - yes, I hit a very big bump in the road, but Eja and I are doing well and with all the concern you, my fans, have shown over this difficult period, I want you to see for yourself that we are doing fine, by sharing these personal images with you. Sorry about the poor quality of the footage but almost all of what you will see, both photos and video, were shot on Fred's cell phone with the exception of the skydive filmed from a tiny, wrist camera worn by the guide. Although the images weren't originally filmed with the intention of sharing them publicly, in the end I decided it was more fun to share them. We weren't paying attention to quality, all of it being done on the fly, so I've included text in various places to help explain and make things easier to follow. Once again, it's all very candid footage so be ready to see a lot of me without makeup, no touch ups, some bad hair and looking pretty goofy. There is no glamour but plenty of genuine smiles.

Fred and I have certainly had a lot of laughs through the months and while sharing these images with a good friend of mine after each trip, she now affectionately refers to us as, "Lucy and Ricky Ricardo".

Hope you enjoy!

Love,
Shania

Chris Brown remembers hitting Rihanna

Just a day after an interview of him aired on Larry King Live where he legit said he didn't remember beating the sh*t out of Rihanna, Chris Brown is coming out and saying that he definitely remembers it. Of course, it's not his fault that he said he didn't remember it though -- it's CNN's.

There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight. That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said. The first four times -- or however many times it was – I gave the same answer – which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time -- or whatever it was -- I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No.'

Hey f*cktard, there aren't "reports" that you said you didn't remember beating the piss out of RiRi, there's video f*cking proof of you saying it! So why don't you watch it below and just remember what a f*cking douchebag you are instead of trying to blame it on other people.

Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth dating?

Miley Cyrus is being blamed for the break-up between her Last Song co-star Liam Hemsworth and Laura Griffin -- at least, that's the reason for the breakup in Laura's mind.

He was my boyfriend and my best friend. There is no other reason why we would have broken up. It's Miley Cyrus! How can I compete?"

Miley has straight up denied that they're a couple, but she Tweets all the time about them hanging out, including the other night when she decided to "stay in to have sushi with Liam :)"

Erin Andrews Oprah

Erin Andrews will appear on an episode of Oprah that airs next Friday on September 11, and she talks about the horrible scandal that went on with her being filmed through a peephole in July. She said that whole footage was a total "nightmare" and that she "opened up the computer and I could feel my heart pounding." But while some people would wanna straight up hide after that, she's actually excited to get back to work in the fall, saying that "it's really going to help heal my wounds."

Anand Jon prison

America's Next Top Model designer Anand Jon will be making scarves for his buddies in jail for the rest of his life, becuase he was given a life sentence yesterday for sexually assaulting a handful of women, some as young as 14. He promised them all modeling jobs, but instead lured them to his joint and tried gettin freaky w/them anyway.

Dude is gonna get roughed up in jail. Seriously...even though peeps are in there for murder and other sh*t, they don't take well to kiddie-touchers. Nice knowing ya, Anand, because you're probably not gonna make it to an old age...

Carrie Prejean sues

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit yesterday against California pageant director Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler, who served as co-director before she gave up her spot because of Carrie's marriage comment when she was answering Perez Hilton's question (which was more a trap than a question). Carrie was stripped of her Miss Cali crown back in June for failing to make scheduled appearances.

She says that she never missed a scheduled appearance and that she was dropped because of her belief that marriage should only be between a man and a woman, and that "opposite marriage" (which is what she called it) was wrong. Frankly, I don't give a f*ck about her, what she believes, or why she's suing people...I just want her annoying ass to go away.

Ashton Kutcher fan

Check out this horrible and creepy speech from a middle school girl that talked about Ashton Kutcher randomly showing up in her life and falling in love with her.

Worst Speeches of All Time - Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction

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Kate Moss V magazine

Check out Kate Moss gettin all gypsy for her latest spread in V magazine.