Enrique Iglesias defends his small penis

Enrique Iglesias made headlines a few months ago when he admitted to having a small piece of manhood. Months later, he regrets what he said:

I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it's not the case they are pleasantly surprised.

Suuuuuuuuure Enrique!!! I bet the following appetizer makes him cry:
"Cocktail weinies anyone???"