Monday, June 30, 2008

Britney: VMA Comeback Part 2???


The president of MTV said that he would be open to giving Britney another shot at this year's VMAs. He semi-joked, "Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?"

I think he should!!! And I think she'd be ready this time. O boy, I hope this happens hahaha she's already working on new material in the studio... let's hope a single drops soon and she opens with it in the fall at the VMAs!!! haha I'm way too excited

Lindsay and Samantha


have they gone public yet? They might as well....

Linda and Brooke are Twins...

it would make sense... Linda looks like Brooke more and more each day... and she's hanging out with Brooke's friends... so I've concluded that she's Brooke's twin sister opposed to mother... here's a pic of her hanging out with her new boyfriend, who's about 30 years younger than she is... she's boozing it up as her under age boyfriend sips on his tea...doesn't it look like Brooke sitting there? Probably because she should be more so than her mother? haha

Amy Winehouse thinks she's fine


Amy Winehouse is convinced that there's nothing wrong with her health and that everything she does is just normal behavior for a 20-something year old. She told Rolling Stone:

I've never been to rehab properly. I'm young, in love and I get my nuts off sometimes. But it's never been like, 'Amy, get your life together.'

She's right. It is normal. Because I'm 24 and I smoke crack, collapse, drink, get cigarette burns on my face, head-butt people who try to help me, get arrested multiple times, and get told I have emphysema all the time.

Mini-Me stops sex tape distribution


Well anyone who was hoping to see some sweet midget porn starring Mini-Me himself, Verne Troyer, is out of luck. Verne sicked his lawyers onto TMZ and porn distributors and got a temporary restraining order on the sex tape that features him and his ex-girlfriend.

TMZ posted a 25-second snippet of the tape (which only showed him making out with her and him standing up by her legs) on Wednesday, but had to pull it down Friday once the restraining order was granted. The restraining order lasts through next Monday.

But the restraining order hasn't stopped porn distributors from trying to strike a deal with the pint-sized actor for the tape. Both SugarDVD and Kevin Blatt (who produced Paris Hilton's sex tape) are trying to convince Verne to sell the full 50-minute version.

Verne said his lawyers were doing their best to control the situation, but he also got confirmation from his friend (and fellow little person) Hornswoggle that he'd give the Tadpole Splash to anyone who violated the restraining order.

The Hulkster still loves his wife


Hulk Hogan told People magazine in its latest issue that he still unconditionally loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda. Here's the million dollar question, though: Who/what does he love more? Linda, or oiling up his daughter's ass?


My guess is the ass.



Katy Perry wants Miley Cyrus


Katy Perry told Spinner.com that she's "kinda saving myself for Miley Cyrus."

Suddenly, the thought of two girls together no longer seems appealing.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Cameron Diaz... ENGAGED???


She was showing off this big hunk of jewelry on her wedding ring finger fueling engagement rumors out at dinner last night with some friends. Cameron has been dating Jennifer Aniston's ex Paul Sculfor, who may be trying to form an updated version of The Village People as evident by THIS PICTURE from a previous post.

If true, congrats to both. But I doubt it, so have fun staying at the whyyyyy-em-see-ayyy. It's fun to stay at the whyyyy-em-see-ay, ay.
(Just be sure to wear flip-flops if you plan on showering there.)

Kanye snaps


Like only Dirtydirtdirt.com does, we brought you an exclusive story about Kanye pissing fans off at Bonnaroo a few weeks ago because he went on so late. Well apparently he's been getting so much crap for it, that he decided to sound off in a blog. Here's a little snippet (such a cool word):

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, so angry! You know how I can tell? BECAUSE HE TYPES LIKE THIS!!!! AND HE'S WICKED MAD!!!!! AND YOU GUYS SHOULD DO WHAT KANYE SAYS WHEN IT COMES TO DIRTYDIRTDIRT.COM AND NOT EVER SAY WE DON'T GIVE OUR ALL!!!!!!! BECAUSE WE DO!!!!!!!! WE WORK OUR ASSES OFF FOR YOU!!!! GRRRRR I'M SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama isn't e-mail buddies with Scarlett Johansson


A few weeks ago, we reported that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama were e-mail buddies and hit each other up all the time. But Barack has broken his silence about his little cyber friendship with the Hollywood hottie.

She sent one email to Reggie (his assistant), who forwarded it to me. I write saying, 'thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship.

BURN! Hey Scarlett...do you smell what Barack is cookin'?

Speaking of huge boobies, how bout XTina?

Yup. Christina Aguilera still has big bodacious tata's.


I don't know how girls walk around with those things.

When the Hulkster's away, Brooke's puppies come out to play!


Normally Hulk Hogan would flip out over his daughter doing a shoot like this. But I guess when you start doing a 19-year-old girl, anything goes, brother.

Rod Stewart loves him some milk....fresh from the breast?!


This is Rod Stewart.



This Rod Stewart breastfeeding at age 63.
Any questions?

Courtney Love back on drugs?

She was doing so well, too. Then this happened:


Nevermind the whole super skinny and paleness (classic signs of drug use)... she's GOTTA be on crack to wear that!

Jennifer Hudson isn't a Size 0


Does she know that, though? I'm gonna go with no, since she showed up to the BET Awards a couple of days ago in a two-sizes-too-small dress. No offense, Jennifer, but I only like my muffin tops in a bakery.

Nicole Richie hitting the small screen again


Thankfully, the next time Nicole Richie is on a TV show, it's not going to be some huge chunk of buttsauce with Paris Hilton. Nicole has signed on to guest star in an episode of Chuck. She plays a bitch. I like it.

P.S. I just realized how hot she is.

Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with old people


Mary-Kate Olsen has a makeout scene with 64-year-old actor Ben Kingsley in their upcoming movie The Wackness. She's a whopping 22, and according to Kingsley, she controlled the kiss.

I really can't figure out who had it worse.

Keith Urban more gentle than Tom Cruise


At least, that's what Nicole Kidman says about her marriage to the country star. She says the marriage is very gentle, even though Keith had a substance abuse problem and with through rehab. Can't say I'm surprised though, considering her ex-husband is a Scientologist freak that's probably an alien and enjoys calling people Nazis.

Wow. I just realized exactly how much Tom Cruise went from hero to...suckfest.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Seriously, NY Needs to Retire from Reality TV Haha

though who am I kidding? I watch all of her shows like an addict who can't get enough... she is pretty entertaining... but seriously, how many reality shows can you live off of before it gets old?

New York is back... after being on 2 seasons of FLAVOR OF LOVE and 2 seasons of I LOVE NEW YORK... she's trying a new kind of show... she's not looking for love... just more money, money, money....

this new show starts in August and it will follow New York as she takes off on her quest to become a movie star.. haha

Though, to give her credit, she did a good job on her cameo on NIP TUCK... obviously, I will be religiously watching: New York Goes to Hollywood. Expect weekly updates on that shiz ;)

Update on Angelina


... yup, still pregnant... I feel like those twins have been in there for 10 months+...it would be a cruel cruel joke if this was all a stunt and she just had pillows under there...

Madonna Getting Divorced???


The Times of London, a very reputable newspaper - not a tabloid, is confirming that Madonna has indeed hired Paul McCartney's lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, to represent her in a divorce from Guy Ritchie.

Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But, one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms. Shackleton after making an approach to another firm.

For the past few months, there hasn't been ONE picture of them taken together... she's supposedly been living in NYC while he's been living in London.. hmm

I'm not surprised because she's such a high maintenance biatch....

David Beckham has perfected cloning!


I wonder if they stuff their underoos too!

A new Hollywood rivalry: Dr. Drew Vs Tom Cruise?!


A huge rivalry is a-brewin' between two Hollywood celebrities, but definitely not the two you'd expect. Dr. Drew Pinsky (of Celebrity Rehab and Loveline fame) has done pissed off Tom Cruise, and you know that's not going to sit well.

Here's the skinny: Dr. Drew was interviewed by Playboy Magazine and was asked how people can be so screwed up in adulthood. Dr. Drew related it to bad childhood experiences, and brought up Tom Cruise. He said Tom is a hardcore Scientologist because it fills the void he's had since his childhood (Tom has admitted to being bullied, abused, and neglected as child by his father).

Tom's reply once he heard about Dr. Drew's comments was pretty simple. In typical crazy Scientologist Tom action, he called Dr. Drew a Nazi. That's pretty classy.

Dr. Drew just took the high road and apologized to Tom, saying that he wasn't literally psycho-evaluating him or diagnosing him, but just using a name that the public would know so they could understand what he meant. Tom, of course, accused Dr. Drew of being a total fraud and just used Tom's name to create a publicity stunt.

I think Tom Cruise actually makes Amy Winehouse seem normal. And that takes talent.

Amy Winehouse is still lighting up


A couple of days ago, I reported on Amy Winehouse having the beginning stages of emphysema. She was released from the hospital shortly after, and was caught smoking a cigarette just hours later. Clearly she doesn't give a rat's ass if she dies or not.

Actually, she kind of looks like a rat's ass now that I think about it.

Former Idol contestant kicking cancer's ass


Former American Idol Season 7 contestant Luke Menard is said to be doing very well with his cancer battle. Luke was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma, but fellow contestant Michael Johns said that he's doing great after this second round of chemo.

Atta boy, Luke!

Eye Candy of the Day... 2 For 1


I figured I'd kill two birds with 1 stone and give you a nice pool shot of Vanessa and Nick.. I didn't really notice her so I don't know if she's good enough for the guys in this shot but Nick's body is looking fierrrrrrrrrrrce for us ladies!! owww

J-Lo's bikini-after-babies body


J-Lo stepped out with hubby Marc Anthony and her babies to enjoy a beach day. She rocked a bikini (and some cottage cheese thighs) just four months after giving birth to the twins.

I'll cut her some slack. It's not like she's Mischa Barton or anything.

Kate Winslet got OLD!


Not in real life, obviously. But this is a picture of her on set of her upcoming movie The Reader.

Jackson loves Grandmas, so I'm sure he's pretty excited right now.

Julianne Hough: Dancing onto the country charts


She conquered the dance floor and won two trophies on Dancing With the Stars, and now she's conquering the music charts. Dancer-turned-singer Julianne Hough dropped her self-titled album last month, and that sucka debuted at #1 on the Billboard country chart. She recently sat down with The Boot to chat about her switch from Dancing to music, what kind of songs she wanted to sing on the album, and why she chose country music. Check out the interview here.

I realize I'm usually funny in posts, but this girl is girl-next-door-gorgeous, so I've been a little sidetracked.

Mini Me Has a Sex Tape!!


Wow, I don't think I ever want to see it... haha

A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way onto the internet.An agent is attempting to broker a 100k deal for it. Some think it was leaked on purpose to boost his career... I just can't see how seeing Verne naked would HELP his career... hahaha I saw all I needed to of Verne on Surreal Life...when he um peed openly and nakedly in front of the camera...

Don't Mess with Tim McGraw..

He puts up with ZERO BS.


McGraw was singing at his concert in Washington, when he saw a guy allegedly hit a woman. McGraw said, "Get rid of this guy! Security!" and then stooped down and dragged the man onstage, where security guards took him away.

At one point, the man and McGraw almost seemed like they were going to go at it, with McGraw cocking his fist back as if to throw a punch and grabbing the guy by the shirt.

"While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington, last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage," McGraw's rep told PEOPLE. "This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough, Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities."

I wish I saw this hahaha My money would be on Tim... check out the video hahaha how hot does Tim look in that beater and jeans?!?! OMG so hot...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Matt Damon's beach bod!

Sizzlin'!!!

Magnum PI would be proud.

Cameron Diaz kissing Jennifer Aniston's ex


Cameron Diaz has a new boyfriend, and it's Jennifer Aniston's old boyfriend! His name is Paul Sculfor and as you'll see below, his choice of undergarment is bizarre. The two were out for a dinner date in West Hollywood and couldn't get their hands off each other.

That is until they got home and Paul disrobed to his pro-wrestler skivvies and glitzy-fab female biker jacket!

Who's a better catch: Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz?

I'll go with Jen because she's hot. And because you could carry 4.7 gallons of water in Cameron Diaz's face (have you seen her without make-up)... plus I'm pretty sure she's a dude. [Which would explain why she's dating a gay man, I guess.]

Britney sheds some tears

Is emotionally unstable Britney back?


The pop princess was seen crying after a visit with her baby (with a baby) sister Jamie Lynn. Is she just emotional over her new niece, or straight up nuts again?

Mariah Carey is one cocky broad

Mariah Carey was quoted with saying this gem:


In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best.


She calls the shots? No. She should just be shot.

Biggest Loser host is getting bigger!


The Biggest Loser host Alison Sweeney has reportedly been getting bigger, but for a good reason. During last night's taping of the show, Alison, who also stars on Days of Our Lives, told the cast that she's expecting her second baby from husband Dave Sanov.

I actually found out about this yesterday on Myspace. I'm friends with The Biggest Loser contestant Hollie from Season 4, and she posted a bulletin about it. And yes, I realize I basically just admitted I'm a total loser.

Mama Brown sells out Chris and Rihanna!

From the people who brought you The Chronicles of Captain Obvious...


Chris Brown's mother let it slip to the public that her son and Rihanna are dating. Thanks, Mama. We had no clue for the last 3 months.

Yay for Jessica Simpson


Even though everybody wanted to hate her and hate her new country music... they can't!! Her new single, COME ON OVER, has been climbing the charts since it debuted! She got awesome reviews from BILLBOARD and ROLLINGSTONE and made chart history... her single opened at #42 on the BILLBOARDS, the week it came out - the highest opening for an artist who had never had a song on the country charts before!! It hit digital download retailers yesterday and continued its streak... today, it's #42 on the TOP 100 SONGS on ITUNES and #3 for TOP COUNTRY SONGS on ITUNES!! Woot woot.. sorry I love her, can't help but love the success! Every review I've read has started like this... "As much as I wanted to hate Jessica Simpson's country music, I can't..." Haters!!!!!!!!

No Offense because I love Alicia Keys but...


what was she wearing at the BET AWARDS?!?! I like the color but I don't think that dress is flattering at all on her... what do you think?!?!



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First look at Jessica Alba after giving birth

She actually looks pretty good considering how big she was before she gave birth.


And it's pretty obvious that pregnancy boobies are the new black.

Britney Gets Permission for Sleepovers


Brit Brit was awarded overnight privileges with her sons, PEOPLE confirms. The pop star hasn't had her children overnight since January following her forced hospitalization at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Wahoo :) She's getting therrrrre.

Gift for the Guys


Ok fine, I've decided to post something for the guys to check out.. but only because I compromised and found a girl I'm also in love with as well.... enjoyyyyy


And how neato is this?!?! Check this out...

Leona has revealed she has a crush on actor Shia LaBeouf - and fantasizes about rubbing sun tan lotion onto his back.

Leona is in a long-term relationship with her childhood sweetheart Lou Al-Chamaa, but admits that if she was single, she would love to get to know the 21-year-old film star.


So our two eye candies have a connection in some random way ;)

Eye Candy of the Day


If I decide to be nice, I'll find a hot woman for you guys out there each day... haven't decided yet... hahaha but anyways, for all you ladies, I am posting a daily stud... and today, Shia is King... enjoy.... he's on the set of Transformers 2 here.. hmmmm


P.S. Though, sorry he's taken.. my sister, Merri, is set on marrying him...

Shaq attacks Kobe with a freestyle rap

Phoenix Suns' Center Shaquille O'Neal dropped the hammer on the Lakers' Kobe Bryant at a nightclub on Sunday. Shaq went up on stage and busted out a freestyle rap about Kobe that totally tore him apart. And it's some of the funniest shiznit I've ever seen/heard. Check out the video below.



Hey Kobe, I think Shaq wants you to tell him how his ass tastes.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Timbaland gets hitched


Ladies, you're gonna have to go buy some extra tissues this morning. Timbaland and his huge thigh muscles got hitched on Sunday night to Monique Idlett in a formal ceremony held in Aruba.

A bunch of celebs were in attendance, including Missy Elliott, Omarion, Keri Hilson, Magoo, Ginuwine, and about 300 other people. Kind of what my wedding will be like...except instead of Aruba it'll probably be a sand trap on a golf course, and instead of 300 people it'll probably be closer to 2. Hopefully the other person is the bride.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema


Let's recap Amy Winehouse's year: She's been arrested multiple times, most famously for headbutting someone trying to help her. She's gotten in fights with her husband and had cigarette burns all over her face. She's collapsed a few times. She's still missing teeth. And she's still skin bones. And now, she has emphysema.

A 24-year-old having emphysema is unheard of, as doctors say it takes about 45 years and constant smoking to develop. Just goes to show how F-ed up Amy really is. Her father Mitch told a London tabloid that from smoking a ridiculous amount of crack and cigarettes, there are dark marks around her chest and she only has 70% lung capacity.

Shortly after, one of her publicists cleared things up a bit. Amy doesn't have full-blown emphysema, but early stages of what could lead to emphysema if she keeps doing what she's doing to herself. Either way, whether it's early stages or full-blown, Amy is screwed and probably won't live to see 25 at this rate.